Need some help...

[AnthonyGS500F]

pwning my friend. We'll call him "Squidworth". Now squidworth is the one who talked me into taking the dive into motorcycling after years and years of wanting one. But now that I have a bike, he likes to call me a "girl" and a "pussy" for getting a 500. He sorta helped me get started on the thing in parking lots, but in reality, most of his advice was worthless and didn't help me a bit. But squidworth is the epitome of squidiness. He had a 500 for two months and bought a SV1000S. He then managed to damn near total the SV trying to do a wheelie in a parking lot during his lunch break at work. He's also the one you'll see riding down a main street standing up with no hands or TRYING to do a wheelie to please the numerous little kid requests. I just need some help pwning him because any numerous things I have said that I learned from you guys isn't working. I know this is sort of a silly request, but I just need some good ole facts to shut his dumb mouth. Thanks dudes and dudettes.

[allkingz]

In my experience, people like that tend to "own" themselves sooner or later.

[Jim Moore]

Just stay the hell out ofhis way. Then bring him a nice bouquet in the hospital.

[Jonny Thrice]

Just "accidentally" back up into his bike one day, and let it drop.

"oooooops! Sorry!" :

[Xyloft]

Originally Posted by allkingz

In my experience, people like that tend to "own" themselves sooner or later.

thats what i was thinking. if he already almost totaled his bike. what more can you ask?

[Freshgrease]

Laugh at him for totalling his bike. Only a retard do something that embarrassing and then blame others for trying to do the right thing.