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Old 01-28-2007, 07:56 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 01-28-2007, 07:58 PM   #17 (permalink)
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No, not from you...who knows where that would lead me.

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Old 01-28-2007, 08:14 PM   #18 (permalink)
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No, not from you...who knows where that would lead me.

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Old 01-28-2007, 08:22 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Okay, I googled it...you sick bastard. Let me guess, you've got a Minnie Mouse costume for TKA and you're Dumbo.

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Okay, I googled it...you sick bastard. Let me guess, you've got a Minnie Mouse costume for TKA and you're Dumbo.



Nah, I think the KA has a bunny costume....


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Old 01-28-2007, 08:40 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Werd. Shaved is where it's at.

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dude, if it's true love, you'll get her laser. shaving leads to complications. laser leaves it permasmoothy.

just peachy..

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dude, if it's true love, you'll get her laser. shaving leads to complications. laser leaves it permasmoothy.

just peachy..

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my mom's an esthetician, she takes care of the hair on SG's area. It's still wierd to me, so we don't talk about it...

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Old 01-28-2007, 08:57 PM   #23 (permalink)
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my mom's an esthetician, she takes care of the hair on SG's area. It's still wierd to me, so we don't talk about it...

your mom....has... touched your... gf's...... uhh... stuff?

that is just so wrong.

very very wrong.

i think i have to go ralf. ugh.
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your mom....has... touched your... gf's...... uhh... stuff?

that is just so wrong.

very very wrong.

i think i have to go ralf. ugh.
seriously dude, I was like WTF are you talking about. You said you went for a facial and she ended up waxed your whole fuckn vagina?
She's said yeah, I thought you like that. I said fuck yeah I like it but didn't need to know my mom did it.
She couldn't understand why I though that was strange. She said we're girls, it's no big deal..

Holy shit I'm creeped out right now. She still does it but we never discuss it anymore . I just imagine some hot stripper doing it for her.



BTW- March 3rd, you can ask her yourself....
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Old 01-28-2007, 09:13 PM   #25 (permalink)
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seriously dude, I was like WTF are you talking about. You said you went for a facial and she ended up waxed your whole fuckn vagina?
She's said yeah, I thought you like that. I said fuck yeah I like it but didn't need to know my mom did it.
She couldn't understand why I though that was strange. She said we're girls, it's no big deal..

Holy shit I'm creeped out right now. She still does it but we never discuss it anymore . I just imagine some hot stripper doing it for her.



BTW- March 3rd, you can ask her yourself....
um, i don't generally ask about that kind of stuff to another dude's gal.

now, if she shows it to me without my asking, that's not my problem...

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um, i don't generally ask about that kind of stuff to another dude's gal.

now, if she shows it to me without my asking, that's not my problem...


I don't think there is enough liquor or beer in NYC to get her to do that, but she will admit my mom waxes her...well.....you know....

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I don't think there is enough liquor or beer in NYC to get her to do that, but she will admit my mom waxes her...well.....you know....

well, you don't know what a charming guy i am!

hey, she must LOVE your mom, that certainly sounds like things are good there.. it sure must make it hard for you to misbehave tho..
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well, you don't know what a charming guy i am!

hey, she must LOVE your mom, that certainly sounds like things are good there.. it sure must make it hard for you to misbehave tho..

yeah I know, their like the fuckn bobbsy twins when we're all together..

very different from other women in my life, much better I have to admit..

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seriously dude, I was like WTF are you talking about. You said you went for a facial and she ended up waxed your whole fuckn vagina?
She's said yeah, I thought you like that. I said fuck yeah I like it but didn't need to know my mom did it.
She couldn't understand why I though that was strange. She said we're girls, it's no big deal..

Holy shit I'm creeped out right now. She still does it but we never discuss it anymore . I just imagine some hot stripper doing it for her.
Yeah, a hot stripper WHO'S YOUR MOM. Holy fucking shit, dude. I haven't laughed that hard in a week!

So, like, when you're "down there", it's probably not good to think, "Hey, my MOM has been here."

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Nah, I think the KA has a bunny costume....


I am a ram.
I'm betting KA straps it on, and you're the one getting rammed.

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