The Official "This is How I Got Banned From the DML" Thread

That Parker Guy · 01-24-2007, 10:29 PM

I haven't been banned yet... Even though I keep trying... any pointers?

Grifo · 01-24-2007, 10:45 PM

i haven't either but i'm sure ducatizzy can help you out

Gregor · 01-25-2007, 12:36 AM

I got banned. I don't recall the straw that broke the camel's back; Cyrus might. I was warned, and suspended by ducpainter for bashing Bella. Okay, fine. Then I started a few threads that got some noses out of joint. I kept starting threads about motogpfan's beer diet; ducpainter kept locking them. I sent him a PM telling him to knock it the fuck off. Then, I did something, and that was it. I made a political post (after several of "the chosen" made similar political posts) and got scolded. Then, I told toolfan to 'eat shit'. Apparently, that's a personal attack. I got a 24 hour, and then they (MM) made it permanent. That's it. It's bullshit, but that's how they want to play it. Toolfan is a pussy, apparently; I'm sure he whined to someone.

Scott S. · 01-25-2007, 01:48 AM

Cyrus Buelton · 01-25-2007, 07:52 AM

I was handed out a No Monster Content Ban, I can still acess the site, just can't post in that section. So here is how it went down:

I changed my handle to Cyrus Buelton from my original login where I didn't post very much. I started posting a lot in NMC, then one day, I decided it would be funny to start drawing Artwerk using MS Paint. It was actually pretty funny, I was drawing portraits of people and then drawing Relationship Advice to that Lucky 13 landed me in trouble. I drew a picture of the girlfriends new guy friend talking to luck 13 on the phone while his girlfriend was slobbing this guys knob. I left it up for about 15 minutes and then removed it.

Later in my artwerk thread, Motogpfan and I started drawing pictures about Randall and that thread got locked. However, Moto called him Brandall. Bam. Dicpainter locked it.

I went over to TOSAT and simply posted "Who the fuck is Brandall?"

24 hour suspension.

Well, I was on the mod radar after this, so I asked for my account to be deleted by MonsterHooligan so I could have a "new beginning" He obliged and asked if I lay low for a while amid all the issues. Fine.

I was quiet for about a week and then started posting under the infamous Jedi Knight, lead threadjacker.

Yeah, I would threadjack every useless thread possible. Most of the stupid topics in NMC are worthless and deserved to be jacked, so I did it, Nick did it, Parker did, we all did. The best was that dumb bitch bella's thread "What to get my boyfriend for christmas..."

Ok, so I kept getting threatening PM's about being suspended and banned from Dicpainter, whatever dude, I would talk my way out of them.

My next suspension was when we convinced Bella in the TOSAT that Duc's came with metric and regular footpegs. Dicpainter got his panties in a huge bundle. I got suspended a second time, but this one was for 48 hours. I tried to argue that. I believe Gregor was suspended as well, but only for 24. This is when our email relationship started and we formed the Threadjacking Alliance.

Ok, so Michael Moore put these new rules in, of course I didnt follow them, so I got kicked out of NMC posting.

Pretty ghey really.

motogpfan · 01-25-2007, 10:19 AM

I too am banned from NMC. I guess for thread jacking with my crime partner Jedi. I was never suspended, I got a PM from DP about it and just told me to mellow out.
Then the whole NMC drama went down and I posted this in Pakhans thread about the NMC going away.

Just wondering why this thread is still alive, NMC is here to stay thumbsup

Hurray Beer...

The Jamaican beer reference banned me from continuing to take part in NMC discussions. Guilt by association....

So here's to the mod that deciced to make that decision based on absolutely nothing more then a stupid beer comment..

Scott, whats up mang

Gregor · 01-25-2007, 07:47 PM

It seems like dicsmoker has been behind the majority of the bannings represented. What a tool.

Cyrus Buelton · 01-26-2007, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gregor

It seems like dicsmoker has been behind the majority of the bannings represented. What a tool.

I love how he would post up his sob story posts in the TOSAT

"I just don't care anymore"

"I can't fucking believe this"

"I am only going to be a mod now"

what a fucktard.

I bet he is having phone sex with Bella