Air Force vs. Army (joke)

[down_on_monday]

There's an Air Force guy driving from McChord to Ft Lewis, and an Army guy driving from Ft Lewis to McChord. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions.

The Air Force guy manages to climb out of his car and surveys the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says,....."Man, I am really lucky to be alive!"

Likewise the Army guy scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to himself, ..... "I can't believe I survived this wreck!"

The Army guy walks over to the Air Force guy and says,...... "Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of archrivals"

The Air Force guy thinks for a moment and says, ...... "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. Now I'm gonna see what else survived this wreck"

So the Air Force guy pops open his trunk and finds a full, unopened bottle of Jack Daniels.

He says to the Army guy, "I think this is another sign from God that we should toast to our new found understanding and friendship"

The Army guy replies, "You're damn right!" and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle the Army guy hands it back to the Air Force guy and says, "Your turn!"

The Air Force guy twists the cap back on the bottle and says, "Nahh, I think I'll wait for the cops to show up."

[cbrenthus]

Hmmmm, me thinks I should drive around with an unopened bottle of whiskey from now on !

[Rosco]

Nice joke. I got one for you now.

An Airmen, a Soldier and a Marine are walking along the street when they come to a river with a high bridge crossing over it. As they crest the peak of the bridge they stop to take a leak off of the bridge. As they are pissing, the Airmen comments "windy today" to which the soldier grins and says "Yeah, well, the water is cold!" After a brief chuckle the Marine says "yeah, its deep too."

[borndorff]

So an Airman, Seaman, Marine, and a Soldier where all at a bar drinking. They began arguing about which service branch was better and so much to the fact that they all got into a car drunk and still arguing. Well, being drunk and not paying attention to the road caused them to have a wreck and they all died. Next they arrived at the pearly gates of heaven still arguing and decided to ask St. Peter which branch was the best. St. Peter said: "I cannot answer that question, you'd have to ask the BIG MAN himself for an answer that complicated !" So ask the BIG MAN they did and finally one day they recieved a letter straight from GOD himself. It read: " My dear US military men, In response to your question, I would like to state that each branch of the military is special in its own way. They all have fought bravely for this great country that we love so dear. We should just appreciate them all and stop arguing. Hope this helps !

Signed,

GOD
US ARMY RANGER RETIRED !!!

Just a lil joke I heard the other day !

[Rosco]

Two rangers were driving across country on leave. They come to a Marine Corps base and decide to visit. They approach the gate and the Marine Guard walks up to the driver's window, and taps on it with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window, and the Marine smacks him in the head with
the stick. The driver says, Why'd you do that?
The Marine says, You're on a United States Marine Corps Base, son. When I come up to your car, you'll have your ID card ready.
Driver says, I'm sorry, We're in the Army, and we didn't know.
The Marine examines the I.D. card and gives it back to the driver.
The Marine walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the Marine smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger says, What'd you do that for?
The Marine says, Just making your wishes come true.
The passenger says, Huh?
The Marine says, I know that as soon as you pull away you're gonna say, 'I wish that sucker would've tried that shit with me!'

[down_on_monday]

Originally Posted by Rosco

Two rangers were driving across country on leave. They come to a Marine Corps base and decide to visit. They approach the gate and the Marine Guard walks up to the driver's window, and taps on it with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window, and the Marine smacks him in the head with
the stick. The driver says, Why'd you do that?
The Marine says, You're on a United States Marine Corps Base, son. When I come up to your car, you'll have your ID card ready.
Driver says, I'm sorry, We're in the Army, and we didn't know.
The Marine examines the I.D. card and gives it back to the driver.
The Marine walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the Marine smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger says, What'd you do that for?
The Marine says, Just making your wishes come true.
The passenger says, Huh?
The Marine says, I know that as soon as you pull away you're gonna say, 'I wish that sucker would've tried that shit with me!'

hahahahaha....good one.