Whats with the woman disparity in the military?

Keyboard Ninja · 04-29-2007, 05:36 AM

When I approached my AF recruiter way back in May 06 I was told that the AF had the best looking woman in the military. Looking back I think I was a pinhead for believing such lies. Even in the land of the rising sun I've seen more hot female Marines than I've ever seen hot female airman. What gives?

Oh, and whats this deal about "stay away from military chicks. They are the devil!"

blueyes34 · 04-29-2007, 05:39 AM

so you didn't join for school,career,learn a trade or better yet protect our county and freedoms....it was for the women??

Gosling1 · 04-29-2007, 09:04 AM

A good proportion of the females I met in the USCG had what we called a buoy butt!! But I was lucky enough to stay either afloat or at duty stations with very few females.

Keyboard Ninja · 04-29-2007, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by blueyes34

so you didn't join for school,career,learn a trade or better yet protect our county and freedoms....it was for the women??

It was just something me and a few friends were talking about while we were out earlier

Rascus · 04-29-2007, 02:17 PM

The Navy has the women who have "NIA" Navy Issued Asses

I think that's a folklore with women in the AF being better looking.

coronadozx · 04-29-2007, 04:08 PM

hot women in the military?

let me know when you find some/one. you might find one or two after an eight month deployment or after a few beers.

a few years ago there was a female navy pilot who posed for playboy, even she wasn't hot.

06CBR1Ltr · 04-29-2007, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by coronadozx

hot women in the military?

let me know when you find some/one. you might find one or two after an eight month deployment or after a few beers.

a few years ago there was a female navy pilot who posed for playboy, even she wasn't hot.

We just had a SSgt Basic Training Instructor get kicked out for posing for playboy.

85? · 04-29-2007, 04:38 PM

All of the hot females in the AF are all married or psycho.

06CBR1Ltr · 04-29-2007, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 85?

All of the hot females in the AF are all married or psycho.

+1 Add to that - lesbian or GPS.

Keyboard Ninja · 04-29-2007, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by 06CBR1Ltr

We just had a SSgt Basic Training Instructor get kicked out for posing for playboy.

I should scan her picture and post it on here. In the playboy she is hot, but pictures of her in real life say otherwise

Nikon02 · 04-29-2007, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Keyboard Ninja

I should scan her picture and post it on here. In the playboy she is hot, but pictures of her in real life say otherwise

Her husband was my recruiter when he was stationed in NE Iowa. She was much better looking back then.

Photoshop does a great job or air brushing photos.

exmarinegrunt · 04-30-2007, 04:27 AM

Hot Marines? I saw only a couple, of course I was stationed at 29 Palms which is a shithole. Not that many women there considering most of the Marines there are infantry, tankers, or artillery. The only actually hot female Marine I knew was married to one of my friends in my Battalion but she was a raging psycho. They are now divorced, she decided instead of yelling she'd throw pots and pans at his head.

blueyes34 · 04-30-2007, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Keyboard Ninja

It was just something me and a few friends were talking about while we were out earlier

ehh I was just giving you a hard time. there's alot of

that goes on around here but is pretty much meant in fun.
besides everyone knows that with most (I said MOST) women in the military it's like christmas time.....HO HO HO

ZEDSTER · 04-30-2007, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by blueyes34

most (I said MOST) women in the military it's like christmas time.....HO HO HO

+1

Luvin' Twins · 04-30-2007, 06:36 AM

Nothin' like an 900 year old yoda looking female drill with a southern drawl coming up to new private screaming, "You wanna fuck me pri'ate?" The look on their faces is one of utter confusion...