Why Marines go to school

[Ducman851]

Semper FI

U.S. Marines are always taught:
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1) Keep your priorities in order; and 2) Know when to act without
hesitation.
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A U.S. Marine was attending some college courses between assignments.
He
had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
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One of the courses had a professor who was an a vowed atheist and a
member
of the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU).
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One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and
flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off
this
platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
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The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm
still waiting."
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when the MARINE got out of his
chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off
the
platform. The professor was out cold.
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The MARINE went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
MARINE
and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
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The MARINE calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like
an
asshole. So He sent me! "
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[Jiggly]

[Rascus]

good one

[ghostrider_9]

I love that one.

[ninjarider]

pretty funny there!!

[Woody600]

lol

Replace "soldiers" with "troops" though.

[hozhead]

Very good, sir.