Lets make a sportbikers club for Las Vegas. I can give all of you guys a patch, and charge you $40 a year, and we can go save breasts, and sponcer our very own mammary inspection clinic (Voulenteer of course, required for officers).
Then we could have rides, and bring a crash truck every where we go.
And we can get on a soap box, and preach all we want. About everything.
We will have a forum where we can post how cool we are, and we can all use avatars and flip eachother off
with avatars, and flame 1023r5 till they cry.
We will try our best to pose and look as good as possible. Which means, hangin out in a group of stuck up fucknuts, and never really talking about shit, other than how fast we are. Or how fast we used to be, untill we saw this one cop and ran, because we are so cool that we did a wheelie around this school, and a stopie into the dumpster, to a pile driver into my ex girlfriend. (Shoulda been there).
We can all be best of pals. And if somone starts callin us out, instead of being cool with them, and lettin them go, we can attack that person, just to prove that our dicks are bigger than theirs, and we will do this even if they are a female. No matter what. Because that is what will keep our club together.
We will help eachother take care of members bikes. Only, lets not help them keep their chain lubed up, air in their tires, or their bikes clean, because that is just a lot of work. We will help them load their bike up to take to the dealer to service though. Or maybe give them a ride down there to pick it up. But other than that, maintaining a bike is too hard, I don't think our club can handle that.
We will stop for all rides we see on the side of the road. Just as long as they are members of our club. Because non members are losers, who really don't mean shit anyhow. Nevermind them possibly helping you out in the future, or them EVER being part of the club. It is their fault they broke down, and we don't want people like that in our club.
We should all be entitled to our opinion at club meetings, no matter how extreme. Just as long as it is what everyone wants to hear, and is what the club wants. If it is controversial, or demeaning to the club in anyway, I think that maybe we should probably blackball that member, and treat them like shit, till they leave the club. We should probably even think about kicking that person out, no matter how loyal they are to the club. Or even how much they think they have the clubs best interests in mind.
We should all sit around at red rock, lake mead and mount charleston every chance we get. This creates recognition. Don't ride, unless it is shorter than 15 miles (This will get you through the loop, and back to the loopout, no need to stop on that loop) when you are rideing, you are less visible than stoped. And people may miss you, and miss your representation of our club. Be sure and be flashing your colors at all times. Park your bike so the sticker is visible, and be sure to wear your jacket at all times. If you take off your jacket, be sure and put it patch side out, so everyone sees you, and your patch. Remember, this is all about recognition, we are the shits, and we want everyone to know it.
We should have a BBQ once a year, and charge everyone $10 to go to it. It wouold be fun to sell raffle tickets also, maybe something like $2 - $5 each, and raffle off some more patch's and stuff for people. (Remember, club recognition is the key). I think this would make the club enough money for the mammary clinic.
We should all band together to be haters. And be the superior dominate race of man. My dick is bigger, I am faster, I am more skilled, I am better looking, and my bike is better than everyone elses, so might as well not waste our time with others. They are there for a reason, to make us all feel like top dogs. So lets take advantage of this odvious differance, and try and ram them all into the ground. Negativity is the key to makeing yourself become a top dog. Expecially if your home life sucks, you can't get a girl friend, and even your dog pisses on your bed frame while you are trying to sleep. This is what thoes people are for, to make you feel far superior. They are the shit in this escape. So make up for your real life shortcomeings, and small dick, and pretend like you got a pair now. Because it don't matter, you got that patch (remember to keep that sucker visible) to back you up.
We should all try our best to attend meetings. Meetings are good, and we will try to not drink too much beer at these meetings. Beer is good, but I never drink more than a case of beer before rideing, unless I am drunk, then I just have a few beers before i hop on the bike (Gotta make everythig steady once again).
We should just put down anyone that says anything negative about our club. If somone starts bitching to us about some of our members, then we should probably just say they must be idiots, because thoes were not our members, thoes were people who wanted to be cool, but pretended to be members. If they were real members, they would have gone to the BBQ, and bought 15+ raffle tickets, and won some patch's. Then you would really know they were members. because if they have no patch, how could they be a mamber? They could not possibly be. Because we are big dick swingin mofo's, and it is all about our patch and it's recognition. So maybe we should just say they were all idiots, because our members are god, and we know what's up. And are the shiznit when it comes to doin shit (for our members, see exceptions above) so we know it could not be us they were talking about. So as stated above, they are the dumbshits, so let them be dumbshits, in fact, lets all try our best to make them dumbshits, and think of them as dumbshits, because then they are just dumbshits, and it doesn't matter. Who cares what a dumbshit thinks?
We should have a sponcership program for new members. Everyone who wants to join, has ot have a current member sponsor them before they can join the club (Except for me, because I am god). If, for whatever reason, this sponcer does not work out, the Mentor to this sponcer MUST, by all means, knock down his trainee. And why? Because that mentor might lose his place in the club. His dick will shrink, and it will effect his rideing tremendiously, and effect his ability to show the patch. So, kick em while they are "down" so you can properly redeem yourself. Not only will it make you feel better, but it will make everyone feel better. And make the club all the more better. Because we all know we are the best, we can't have anyone associated with thoes that have failed from the club. And since they are not in the club, we might as well use them to make the club gain strength, and power by putting other people down.
- Ice_Hole
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