Put them on Craigslist. It is the biggest waste of time on the planet.
Stand in line for 20 minutes for half a slice of bacon, move on to the next line, rinse, repeat.
It's a good thing I know the owner of Iowa Select Farms as he hung out with us and gave us an unlimited supply or I would have left a half hour in. And I had a stack of free beer tickets.
The whole event is just too crowded to enjoy. When you have lines starting at opposite sides of the buildings and crossing each other past the middle...yeah...not enjoyable at all.
My wife and I decided (after attending the last 2 years) that this year we would have more fun just buying 10 lbs of different varieties of bacon, re-stocking the beer fridge and enjoying.
The only thing worth the trip would be the bacon gellato but Stam is planning on selling that for the week before and the week after at their shop.
So, in conclusion, Fuck Baconfest.
Dork, The other white geek.
"Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess, singing drunken lullabies.