Yea, thanx for the feedback guys...heres an update on the Northway ride from hell..lol
Well, After ripping apart a bunch of the front end of my bike, I was able to get the entire top tripple tree bracket off that had the ignition cylinder attached to it. And I brought it over to a friends bike shop and let him drill the suckers out. I eventually replaced them with good ol Allen nuts and lock washers.
The hell with it, if someone is gunna steal my ride, im sure the Allen bolts wont make it that much easier for them to accomplish...lol. Besides, they gatta make their way past either my 12 gague or Remington 30/30 when I hear them ruffling around in my garage.

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So anyway, got the bolts drilled out, I then payed a visit down to the locksmith that sold me that limp wristed key that broke off. And at first the lady that runs the place was actin all hard...well BITCHY anyway about the whole situation.
She then said "Ok heres the deal, I will pay for 1/2 of the ignition cost"....and I promptly replied with...PFFFFTTTT !!!...I said to her....ok you wanna pay half?...lets see... 1/2 of $95 for the flatbed, $95 for the ignition....and I lied and threw in " I had a friend who owns a bike shop help me rip it down to get the ignition off, that took 3 1/2 hours....and another 3/12 itll take to put it back together...lets see...at $60 per hour for labor....HMMMMM !
Well, needless to say, she opted for door number one.....LMAO
I made a B line to my local Suzuki dealership, ordered the ignition, and brought her back the recipt, which she promptly cut me a check for the full cost...WOOT !
Yea, I didnt get jack for the flatbed fee, or my time breaking the bike down....or even for my time being out of the saddle for 4 or 5 days. But hey, $95 is $95 !!!
So, it took 2 days for the ignition to come in at the Suzuki dealership, which is pretty good if ya ask me..not bad only 2 days !
So I slapped that bad boy back on, and recompiled the nuts and bolts strewen around my garage back onto my baby.
I then (Feelin pretty good at this point) backed her out of the garage and proceeded to crank her over anticipating the wonderfull throaty breath of life to roll sweetly out of the Yoshi pipes...
RRRR....RRRR....RRRRRR....RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
NOTHING ! My baby just turned over like a nympho at an orgy !!
Now remember, my fuel cock was still set to reserve from that fatefull night back on the side of the Northway. And I knew I was low on fuel. But I damn sure had enough to crank her up thats for sure.
I then thought, maybe the plug got fouled...Ok..not a problem...on the 94 RF900R it takes less than 4 minutes to yank the tank....pull the plugs...throw in another 5 minutes to properly clean the plugs and get em slapped back in.
RRRR....RRRR....RRRRRR....RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
NOTHING !!!
Needless to say, I was as pissed as a crackhead with a couple 8 balls and no lighter...LOL
And it was blazing hot and muggy as well.
SO it took some time and went in the house...kicked back in the recliner and soaked in some AC and gathered my thoughts.
I took the opportunity to thumb through the good ol service manual, and came across a nice image of my fuel cock, yea thats right, it was some graphic shots of my COCK, LMFAO !!! Sorry couldnt resist.
Anyway, after staring at it for a few minutes, ( Thats how long it takes for my brain cells to start firing..LOL)....I noticed something that just didnt seem right....or should I say....the outline of the PROPER layout of the MAIN,RESERVE and line out to carbs as illustrated in the service manual did NOT match what was currently sitting in my garage.
As it turns out, I had just bought this bike a month and 1/2 ago, and although I had already replaced the MAIN and RESERVE fuel lines with some new neoprene lines. I ASSUMED that the freekin moron who owned the bike before me knew the PROPER layout to reattach the fuel lines to the fuel cock. And when I replaced the lines, I simply followed the layout as it was.
Well, come to find out, the smacktard I bought the bike from out the fuel line that goes to the carbs on the wrong nipple on the fuel cock, which made it so the MAIN fuel line from the tank was also on the wrong nipple...basicly the 2 were reversed.
Well, ok...fuel will still flow properly with those 2 lines reversed....BUT...with the 2 lines reversed, it made it so that if and when you switched to RESERVE....all you were basicly doing was creating a loop FROM the fuel tank...BACK to the damn fuel tank...LMFAO !!!
So...looking back to the wonderfull night I (AHEM) ran out of gas on the Northway coming back from the Americade.....and how I pulled over to switch to reserve.....errr...WASNT GUNNA HAPPEN !
As I said, when switched to reserve it just created a loop FROM and BACK to the gas tank, and I am sure we can all image how that simply wont get the job done.
So, I guess even if I didnt break that peice of crap key off in the seat/then ignition lock, I doubt I would have been goin anywhere anyway with the fuel lines as they were.
And although I had ample tools with me that night, yea I couldnt get to them being they were under my seat, and the key was broke. But even if I didnt break the key, it was dark as hell at 2am on the side of the Northway, and I am sure I wouldnt have figured out what a bone head the previous owner was/is. Granted, I could have maybe had someone go get me a few dollars in gas and been able to start her up.
But anyway.....im out $95 for the flatbed tow....4 or 5 days without my baby between my legs. And a few more grey hairs from the stress.
Hey, I look at it this way...
The key breaking off in the ignition made me have to break the bike down to get the ignition off....this gave me the opportunity not only to get to know my bike that much better ( being that I just bought it ), but I am MUCH more secure in the knowledge that the steering and top half of the front of the bike is indeed put together right and securely. Especially now that I know how much of a dipship the previous owner was...lol
Also, even though I am out $95 for the flatbed tow, I got the opportunity to meet June and Jay ( the 2 guys that pulled over to help a brother out)....I have their numbers, and we shall ride together...trust that ! So well chalk that $95 up to buying 2 new friends..LOL
Also, I have a brand new ignition, with 2 sparkley new SUZUKI KEYS, not cheezy keys that will twist off. ( Or atleast I hope not ).
And this experience allowed me to find the improper fuel line routing done by the previous owner. ( Which is now fixed nicely thank you )
And finally, I have a good story and memory that not only can I tell here ( which I did ), but will remember for the rest of my days.
So all in all, I guess it all worked out huh ? My baby is once again purrin like a kitten, atleast until the next furball gets hacked up that is !
Again, thanks for the feedback guys on the torx nuts on the ignition, and thanx for reading my story from hell. I am glad you enjoyed the story Darksheer, and hope you enjoy the dramatic conclusion I just provided
On that note, I wish you all the very best, ride safe and watch out for the morons who've never riden a bike and could give a rats ass about any of us.
Peace 4 now......Bandito OUTIE!!