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Old 11-08-2012, 10:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Holy Crap, awesome CL of the day.

I dont normally post the crap I see on CL, but this one was just too good to resist.

Sick Ass 1971 Honda CB350

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Hey there junior badass, ever feel like there's a caged animal trapped inside of you?

Only one cure for that: getting a fucking sick motorcycle. A 1971 Honda CB350. This golden lady will get you to work like a full-blown go hard, transport you and your shotgun through the zombie apocalypse, and give you a new platform for barreling down the boulevard with the wind tearing at your clothes screaming, "I AM ALIVE!" on the way to fucking bikram yoga.

Runs like corn through a goose. Engine rebuilt a year ago with ~400 miles on it since then.

I put new tires on the old girl, because you don't deprive a classy lady of classy shoes. I gave her a new chain because she needed some fucking jewelry.

Electric start, kickstart, fucking push start, you name it.

Why am I selling it? Cos being alive rules, and I'm far too gnarly of a dude to have a motorcycle. I see a ramp, I'm gonna hit that motherfucker going 300 mph, backflip over the 405.

$2300 gets you the Golden Lady, two helmets, some fucking saddlebags, a shop manual, a quart of oil (plus all the oil that's up in her right now), a full tank of PREMIUM MOTHERFUCKING GASOLINE (91 octaaaaaannneeee), some links to my favorite YouTube videos, a short story about robots, a cup of coffee with me, and whatever kind of donut you want.
I'll take strawberry frosting with sprinkles. Thank you.
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Old 11-08-2012, 10:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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aww crap, just saw someone beat me to it. Oh well. lol
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Old 11-09-2012, 12:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL

That was a bad ass CL add yes. Pretty cool bike too.
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I think the real reason he's selling is located right next to the centerstand

All joking aside - that's a badass CL ad indeed! Thanks for sharing
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I think the real reason he's selling is located right next to the centerstand

All joking aside - that's a badass CL ad indeed! Thanks for sharing
naa that's from that VW.
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Freaken awesome! hahahah.
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