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11-08-2012, 10:51 PM
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Holy Crap, awesome CL of the day.
I dont normally post the crap I see on CL, but this one was just too good to resist.
Sick Ass 1971 Honda CB350
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Hey there junior badass, ever feel like there's a caged animal trapped inside of you?
Only one cure for that: getting a fucking sick motorcycle. A 1971 Honda CB350. This golden lady will get you to work like a full-blown go hard, transport you and your shotgun through the zombie apocalypse, and give you a new platform for barreling down the boulevard with the wind tearing at your clothes screaming, "I AM ALIVE!" on the way to fucking bikram yoga.
Runs like corn through a goose. Engine rebuilt a year ago with ~400 miles on it since then.
I put new tires on the old girl, because you don't deprive a classy lady of classy shoes. I gave her a new chain because she needed some fucking jewelry.
Electric start, kickstart, fucking push start, you name it.
Why am I selling it? Cos being alive rules, and I'm far too gnarly of a dude to have a motorcycle. I see a ramp, I'm gonna hit that motherfucker going 300 mph, backflip over the 405.
$2300 gets you the Golden Lady, two helmets, some fucking saddlebags, a shop manual, a quart of oil (plus all the oil that's up in her right now), a full tank of PREMIUM MOTHERFUCKING GASOLINE (91 octaaaaaannneeee), some links to my favorite YouTube videos, a short story about robots, a cup of coffee with me, and whatever kind of donut you want.
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I'll take strawberry frosting with sprinkles. Thank you.
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11-08-2012, 10:54 PM
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Pit Bike Legend
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aww crap, just saw someone beat me to it. Oh well. lol
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11-09-2012, 12:19 AM
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LOL
That was a bad ass CL add yes. Pretty cool bike too.
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I do wear a helmet, as a matter of fact, along with other protective gear. But, the fact that you “certainly hope” I wear a helmet is so condescending it makes me want to ride a tricycle completely naked doing doughnuts in your front yard screaming Beastie Boys lyrics at midnight. Trust me, you do not want that. My buttocks are extremely pale and unsightly, especially in moonlight.
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~Random Interweb Dude whom I very much want to buy a beer.
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11-09-2012, 03:46 AM
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I think the real reason he's selling is located right next to the centerstand 
All joking aside - that's a badass CL ad indeed! Thanks for sharing 
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11-09-2012, 05:56 AM
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Originally Posted by aLive
I think the real reason he's selling is located right next to the centerstand
All joking aside - that's a badass CL ad indeed! Thanks for sharing |
naa that's from that VW.
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11-10-2012, 06:11 PM
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Umbrella Girl
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Freaken awesome! hahahah.
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