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|I do wear a helmet, as a matter of fact, along with other protective gear. But, the fact that you “certainly hope” I wear a helmet is so condescending it makes me want to ride a tricycle completely naked doing doughnuts in your front yard screaming Beastie Boys lyrics at midnight. Trust me, you do not want that. My buttocks are extremely pale and unsightly, especially in moonlight.|
|Girls are, of course, exempt from the rule of not touching a guy’s bike. That’s because if a girl touches your bike, it means she wants to have sex with you.|
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I'm sure you have people practically lining up to be your friend...
Why not just get them drunk, screw them in the arse, post the pics and give them a VD while you are at it?
I'd probably stab you in the eye with the same pencil you used to draw the line down my spark plug...
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