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12-01-2008, 03:57 AM
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SBN Rookie
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A lot of girls/women like bikes but aren't going to fuck you just cause you have one.I have A LOT of girls that make comments about my bike or how they like my helmet.It's just an icebreaker and gives you a little extra badboy/dangerous appeal. I can't tell you how many girls have begged me to take them for a ride even though most say they're scared of them. My friends wife even flashed me her tits so i'd take her on a ride (my friend told her to but didnt think she'd really do it). I've noticed i've been getting more strippers, promo girls and bartenders with the bike. My point is if your not good lookin or have no game then it's not going to change anything for you. If you already get a lot of chicks it will definatley help you MEET more girls. Getting laid will depend on you, not the bike.
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12-01-2008, 05:13 AM
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Post what you look like manhattan rider
I will help you find out what the problem is
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12-01-2008, 08:40 AM
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Not as cool as you!
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thinking you have zero game, are dog ass ugly or both? im no GQ model, but i have many opportunities.
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12-01-2008, 08:47 AM
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I usually just yell something at them when I ride by. Something like, hey sweet tits, or nice ass. They probably can't hear me, but that is my A-game. I am married and don't get laid anyways, thats what the cubby hole is for.
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12-01-2008, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by robfromsc
thinking you have zero game, are dog ass ugly or both? im no GQ model, but i have many opportunities.
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Pretty sure everything I've heard in this thread confirms that the OP has a pathetic lil rat dick and no game at all.
Get some skills lil one and then take some girls for rides.........
Just consider the bike as an asset that can merely give you an edge on some competition. No where in the manual does it say that parking up like a squid and waiting to be noticed will instantly cause women to shred there clothes off and rape you.
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12-01-2008, 09:20 AM
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I am married and don't get laid anyways
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Oh yeah, if my dad would've told me that getting married is about the end of a healthy sex life, I'd still be single. But I was stupid then so perhaps I wouldn't have listened.
Then dad wanted grand kids; probably figured I just would never get married if he told me the truth about the female low sex drive UPON MARRIAGE.
I guess everyone has a game.
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12-01-2008, 09:33 AM
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The American Stig!
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Originally Posted by Zumina
It doesn't help much if look like most sportbikers, 5'6" and a computer programmer by day, SBN postwhore by [weekend] night.
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For this comment, we seriously need a middle finger icon...
Oh, wait,  w00t!
The bike won't directly get you laid. It helps, but you have to have some level of personality for most women to stay interested.
That being said, I've had lots of attention from riding. I used to go to Myrtle Beach bike week every year when I lived in NC. You want tail? Go to bike week. It's nearly impossible to have an empty pillion.
You would have to make it there in one piece, though, and your bike needs to look good as well. No hole-filled frames and busted plastic. For me, I've taken a '97 Blackbird, a '99 Hayabusa, '95 CBR900rr, and a '97 GSXR600. All worked.
Option number 2 is buy a Harley. The question then is, do you want quantity or quality? The choice is yours.
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12-01-2008, 09:40 AM
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Finally got that ticket
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I have so many reactions to this thread:
1. Thanks for the reminders not to get married.
2. +1 on the fact that the bike is generally only going to be an ice breaker. As someone said, girls will be interested if you are good at or passionate about something. The fact that you do anything different will help you get girls, because there will always be some girls that view that thing as a turnon or a plus. If you ride, you automatically have one advantage over a guy that sits on the couch. Same thing if you play tennis or piano or are the star on the damn debate team.
For example, in addition to riding I'm also a photographer, and I've definitely made connections through that, or seen it make a girl I already knew much more interested, to the point that I can be sure that it made the difference a few times.
3. If you're like I was at 17, you probably have very little game or ability to understand (manipulate? convince?) women or girls. Over time you'll learn to use the riding as an advantagee more than you are able to do now.
4. Even though we say that the bike is not going to directly get you laid, there are probably a few isolated stories that will prove this wrong. (Hopefully we can hear them from the SBN members which have experienced them.) It reminds me of a story that I heard second-hand.
One of my friends married (and not surprisingly, later divorced) a stripper. So although I didn't hang out with them a lot, we had our occasional weekends where she would bring out a bunch of her friends for single-guys-and-strippers-nights. We'd go watch some of them at work, then go with them to an after-hours club after the strip club closed, meeting up with some others that weren't working. Awesome.
I heard from one of my friends that the stripper wife was driving one time with another stripper girl in her passenger seat. A guy on a sportbike raced past them, and it made the passenger girl all hot. So they caught up to the bike and got him to pull over to talk to them, after which the passenger-stripper proceeded to fuck him, right there in the car on the side of the road. (Hopefully for his sake, he wrapped it up.)
Now, I wouldn't testify in court that this was true, but it was told to me as if it was true from someone that is not a bullshitter. I need to investigate this a little more to find out the details...
Good luck Manhattan. I'm not one to jump and rag on you, since you got that enough in your other threads, but PLEASE do not take any passengers.
Last edited by MJ939 : 12-01-2008 at 10:33 AM.
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12-01-2008, 10:19 AM
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Full Time Slacker
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I took this hot Polish girl for a first date ride. We went 80+ down a 45mph twisty mountain road. We took a break at the bottom and she asked why we didn't go faster, so I married her. And also, I did get a little somethin' after that ride. Was it all the bike, of course not? But of course the image helps.
BTW-I get it whenever I want and sometimes just get jumped on. You guys, it helps if you inject a little romance from time to time, take care of yourself and don't act like a total pig around the house *ALL* the time. If you don't like being married just get a divorce and move on with being single, no law that you have to be married, I never wanted to be and was single till I was almost 30.
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12-01-2008, 10:37 AM
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Part 2 begins
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girls arent throwing their clothes at you cuz you ride a bike. But ill be honest, its gotten my "foot" in the "door" a few times.
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12-01-2008, 10:43 AM
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Aha, the answer just popped into my head. Go get your wreckage from wherever. Somehow get it to a DIFFERENT high school than yours. While it's still dark, move it to the curb of a side street and lie down next to it--dressed in all your gear. When the first group of girls walks by, moan a little (practice first). Just don't let them call you an ambulance.
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12-01-2008, 10:52 AM
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12-01-2008, 11:08 AM
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Maybe I hit the luck of the draw, but it seems like girls flock to the bike.
I had one in college, which was funny - because I was giving girls rides every day.
I don't know about the whole "get you laid" aspect of it, but it surely will get them to come over to you. From there on out, the ball is in your court to work your game.
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12-01-2008, 11:11 AM
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#44 (permalink)
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It wasn't me
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Quote:
Originally Posted by big_slacker
I took this hot Polish girl for a first date ride. We went 80+ down a 45mph twisty mountain road. We took a break at the bottom and she asked why we didn't go faster, so I married her.
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Best "how we met" story I've ever heard. That same attitude would be a big indicator to me of her sex drive, as well. Sounds like an awesome woman.
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12-01-2008, 11:41 AM
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Crash Gordon
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I've had some girls hollering at me while on the bike, but not the kind I would associate with.
For the most part, I'm always way too geared up and looking too serious, like I just came off the track. Don't care, didn't get the bike to impress women, hate bike nights where people just park it and sit on their asses, I would rather go ride.
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