Another WTF moment with a cager

[isaac]

Originally Posted by TheTon

You should have done another wheelie, or a burnout or something, and give that woman the finger while doing it.

Well ironically there was a cop on the other side of intersection number two. I did accelerate pretty hard past the cop while giving the woman my favorite hand gesture, the sarcastic thumbs up, while courting being jailed. She must have had a conniption that I wasn't shot by the cop for my felonious acceleration.

[modette]

That is when you need a "Bitch Inside" sticker to slap on the side of her car, let her work at getting that off...LOL Most likely she would never know you slapped it on...LOL

[TwoColorShoe]

Originally Posted by isaac

I also don't see how my "moderate verve" and "casual acceleration" wordings could have been mistaken for some sort of psychotic accelerative rampage. I topped out at about 40mph in a 50mph zone, and coasted about 200 feet to the next stoplight, at which point this woman decided I was criminally liable for using 1/4 of my motorcycle's throttle handle.

Well, now that I know the details, the lady definitely sounded annoying. When you kept using all those adjectives like moderate, casual, etc, I kept thinking of someone trying to downplay their actual actions. I'd be majorly pissed off too if some lady told me that, as I usually speed off faster than the other cars.

[BuiltGypsy]

I need that sticker to start scattering all over every soccer mom SUV driving crazy bitch who's tried to run me over.

I need a "Man Love is OK" (not that there's anything wrong with that) sticker to put on every guy's truck or POS ricer that does the same.

[modette]

To me a sticker is the best way to tell someone they are an idiot, it does not wreck the paint and if you are worried about that just slap it to their windsheild...no damage done so cops won't be doing a thing about it. How about a sticker where the printed side is the sticky side, so thus when you slap it on a windsheild or side window they got to look at "Bitch Inside", or whatever it says...LOL

[jk750]

Originally Posted by isaac

Well the woman in the Saturn that was behind me at the light changes lanes behind me, and I hit the next red light. She pulls up to my left and I hear her saying something like "you should be in jail", so I turn and ask "what?" because I wasn't sure I heard what I thought I heard.

This her?

[Mizatt]

*start action movie soundtrack*

Dumb cager chick: "You should be in jail!"
Turns up bad Britney Spears song and starts trying desperately to ignore Isaac.

Isaac: "Reaaaaaally?"
Isaac calmly puts the kickstand down, and walks purposefully over to her driver's side door. BAM! He punches through the window with his badass full gauntlet racing gloves, pulls her punk ass through the window, and beats seven shades of shit out of her!
Next, he pisses all over the car, while lighting a cigar with his Zippo.

Pouring race gas all over the hood, Isaac says, how's this for jail-worthy, bitch!?

He hops on his bike, starts a huge burnout, which then lights the gas on fire and he wheelies down the street through 3 gears, flipping the woman off, still puffing on that cigar. As he hooks second gear, the car explodes!

Tee hee. Sorry, I have an active imagination.

[GrandeGixxer]

Holy shit, she has built in airbags and they have deployed.....Onstar how can I help you?

[BuiltGypsy]

Originally Posted by jk750

This her?

How can she breathe? It actually looks like she's suffocating.

[ZxHunteR]

Originally Posted by Mizatt

*start action movie soundtrack*

Dumb cager chick: "You should be in jail!"
Turns up bad Britney Spears song and starts trying desperately to ignore Isaac.

Isaac: "Reaaaaaally?"
Isaac calmly puts the kickstand down, and walks purposefully over to her driver's side door. BAM! He punches through the window with his badass full gauntlet racing gloves, pulls her punk ass through the window, and beats seven shades of shit out of her!
Next, he pisses all over the car, while lighting a cigar with his Zippo.

Pouring race gas all over the hood, Isaac says, how's this for jail-worthy, bitch!?

He hops on his bike, starts a huge burnout, which then lights the gas on fire and he wheelies down the street through 3 gears, flipping the woman off, still puffing on that cigar. As he hooks second gear, the car explodes!

Tee hee. Sorry, I have an active imagination.

You dont light cigars with a zippo

[Tripped1]

Originally Posted by TheTon

You should have done another wheelie, or a burnout or something, and give that woman the finger while doing it.

+1 for truth

[jbot]

you can get butane inserts for zippos.

[BuiltGypsy]

Originally Posted by jbot

you can get butane inserts for zippos.

Everything about that sentence is so wrong.

[kool_3]

Originally Posted by modette

I would of told her, "I just got out of JAIL BITCH, for RAPE".

Definitely the funniest reply I've seen in weeks.

[Nightfall]

She probably got molested by some of those "Ruff Ryders" at some point in the past, poor gal -_-