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Old 09-27-2005, 05:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Dead wife as a coffee table

Jeff Green is a 32 year old american, in Arizona, whose wife passed. Due to the great pain he suffered due to her death, he did something totally out of character for a normal and sane person. He said, "I could no longer take the pain that my wife's death caused me and I brought her back home." This is where Jeff's story takes a twisted turn. His wife, Lucy, was born with a heart condition that cut her life at the young age of 29. Lucy's last words to Jeff were, "We will meet again in heaven." These words served of no consolation to Jeff's despair.

At the funeral, in an act of desperation, Jeff decided that he would not let Lucy leave him. "I called the cemetary caretaker and explained my feelings. I spoke with the authorities and got special permission to take my wife home with me. They thought it was strange, but I was allowed to take her with me. I'd rather have her at home than seven feet under ground. Lucy had a great sense of humor and I'm sure she would appreciate being my coffee table." Jeff ordered a special glass casing that eliminates the decomposition of a dead body. "It cost me about $6,000.00, but it was worth it."

Some of his friends and relatives, filled with fear, stop visiting Jeff. His true friends respected his decision and continue visiting him. Some even coment that it is a nice piece of furniture.




...what a wierd bastard. its gotta be hard to date like that.
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Old 09-27-2005, 05:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Wow thats pretty grosse
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Old 09-27-2005, 05:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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It's an urban legend - totally false. Pretty wierd to think someone might enclose you in plastic or something one day though!
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Old 09-27-2005, 05:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I guess screwing your date on the coffee table is out of the question, Uh.
Would be cool at Halloween though.
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Wtf??????????????
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Old 09-27-2005, 06:21 PM   #6 (permalink)
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It's an urban legend - totally false. Pretty wierd to think someone might enclose you in plastic or something one day though!
yep. http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/lucy.htm
It is funny though, cause I always joke with Dan that if he dies I will just have him stuffed and sitting on the couch, he still won't get the clicker though.
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I thought someone was pulling my leg because I know the authorities in most states would never allow this.

Changing the topic a little, does anyone realize what a ripoff the funeral industry is? There's got to be a cheaper way for families to send off their loved ones. I already told my family that if I know I am going to die someday, they can expect me to disapper just before my death hopefully never to be found again, just to save them the costs of a funeral. Of course they went batshit when I told them that.
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Old 09-27-2005, 07:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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not sportbike related...mods please send this to open forums.

but still...funny a post!
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insane just to think of something like that...
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Thats just damn weird
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I thought someone was pulling my leg because I know the authorities in most states would never allow this.

Changing the topic a little, does anyone realize what a ripoff the funeral industry is? There's got to be a cheaper way for families to send off their loved ones. I already told my family that if I know I am going to die someday, they can expect me to disapper just before my death hopefully never to be found again, just to save them the costs of a funeral. Of course they went batshit when I told them that.
You know, cats do the same thing.
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