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As the cars roar into Pennsylvania, the cradle of liberty, it seems apparent that our citizens are staying off the streets, which may make scoring particularly difficult, even with this year's rule changes. To recap those revisions: women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets, but teenagers now rack up 40 points, and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points. The big score: anyone, any sex, over 75 years old has been upped to 100 points.
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A toast...
Saint Patrick was a gentleman,
Who through strategy and stealth,
Drove all the snakes from Ireland,
Here’s a toasting to his health.
But not too many toastings
Lest you lose yourself and then
Forget the good Saint Patrick
And see all those snakes again.
'Beannachtam na Feile Padraig!' Happy St. Patrick's Day!
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*-={FZ1inNH}=-* `09 Cobalt Blue FZ1
*Cortech Sport Saddle and Tail bags**Tank Camera Mount**T-REX Frame Sliders**De-stickered **Two Brothers Racing Slip-on Exhaust **AIS Block Off **LARS Airbox Mod **De-Screened Stock Air Filter**Modded stock rear fender*
There once was a man from Degrass
His balls were made out of brass
When he banged them together
They made stormy weather
And lightning shot out of his ass
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As the cars roar into Pennsylvania, the cradle of liberty, it seems apparent that our citizens are staying off the streets, which may make scoring particularly difficult, even with this year's rule changes. To recap those revisions: women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets, but teenagers now rack up 40 points, and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points. The big score: anyone, any sex, over 75 years old has been upped to 100 points.
It was the fastest I could find with a shamrock and a motorcycle in it. Cheers
We still have coupla hours to go. Next up : smithwicks.
Two old drunks on their way home from the pub, were stumblin up the country road in near darkness, "Seamus, I think we've stumbled into the graveyard - look, I can see a stone here that says a man lived to 105!"
One drunken Mick walks up to another drunken Mick in a Dublin pub.
1st Mick: "Where ya from laddie? - ya look familiar."
2nd Mick: "Just a few blocks from here."
1st Mick: "Aye, that's sumptin', me too."
~~~They order more beers and Irish whiskey~~~
1st Mick: Where'dya go to school?"
2nd Mick: "Ooh, I went to St. Mary's."
1st Mick: "Aye, small world, me too."
~~~They order more beers and Irish whiskey~~~
1st Mick: "Where d'ya work?"
2nd Mick " I work down at the docks."
1st Mick: "Blimey, that's where I work!"
~~~They order more beers and Irish whiskey~~~
The bartender walks to the end of the bar and dials a number.
"Hello?"
Bartender: "Mrs. O'Reilly, your twins are here and they're drunk again."
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As the cars roar into Pennsylvania, the cradle of liberty, it seems apparent that our citizens are staying off the streets, which may make scoring particularly difficult, even with this year's rule changes. To recap those revisions: women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets, but teenagers now rack up 40 points, and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points. The big score: anyone, any sex, over 75 years old has been upped to 100 points.
One June a man named Paddy walks into a bar in his new home of Boston and orders three pints. Day after day he walks into the same Boston pub and orders the same.
One day the barkeep asks him, "Paddy why is it you come in here every day and order three pints?"
"Well," says Paddy with a wink in his thick brogue, "My two brothers and I moved here to the states. Only Tommy moved to Chicago and Mikey moved to San Francisco. But we always stay close by 'sharing' a pint every evening."
Night after night for months Paddy came into the bar and ordered three pints. Until one night towards the end of winter... when Paddy only ordered two pints. The entire pub hushed. The bar man nervously fulfilled the order, and said sheepishly, "Paddy, I'm so sorry. What happened to your brother?"
"What the hell are you talking about?!?" asks Paddy, "I gave up drinking for Lent!"
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Happy St Paddys Day! I had my fill of Guiness and Smithwicks tonight, and I have the T-shirt and glass to prove it, lol. But seriously, they were giving out guiness shirts and a pub glass with your first draft! I love my bar!
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happy st. paddys day
my friends are the best friends
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