13 hints to find a hot New Year's date
13 hints to find a hot New Year's date
By Wendy Lyons Sunshine
Haven't found a fabulous date for New Year's eve yet? Don't sweat it. With a little ingenuity and determination, you can find a cute, sexy someone all your own. Just be willing to expand the list of places where you're willing to look. Instead of the usual bookstore, bar, or supermarket, have you thought about some other fun alternatives?
Check out these unique, daring ways to meet new people. One of them just might be your ticket to a hot New Year's eve date!
1. Singing together in a holiday caroling group. You could switch the words from "Fah-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-lah" to "Are you free tonight? Give me a call."
2. Waiting in line at the unemployment office. It just might be kismet when the two of you make eye contact across such a crowded room.
3. At tango dance lessons. Even if you don't snag a date, after an evening of tangoing, you'll still feel like you've scored.
4. Reciting original haiku at an open poetry reading. For an original haiku of your own to read aloud, you might try "You are really cute. Much better than the last one. Will you be my date?"
5. Under the needle next to yours at a tattoo parlor. If the romance lasts, you can both return here on your first anniversary and engrave each other's name somewhere special.
6. In the IRS branch office. Your date just might be the one totaling all those itemized expenses on your last year's tax return. Turns out that laser nose hair removal isn't deductible after all.
7. Jogging in the holiday turkey trot with your local running club. Before you're out of breath, introduce yourself and exchange phone numbers.
8. In a divorce lawyer's office. If the attorney isn't up for dating, maybe the next client in the waiting room soon will be.
9. Shushing through a glistening snowfall with a cross-country ski club. After the run you can sit by a fireplace, sip a hot toddy, and rub each other's frost-bitten feet.
10. At your dentist's office. Maybe you're one of those men who find it particularly easy to chat up the hygienist while under the effects of nitrous oxide.
11. Auditioning for a local theatre production. It doesn't matter if you have any talent or not. The plum role you're really interested in is played offstage, on the arm of that cutie who's up for another part.
12. At indoor rock climbing lessons. Rock climbing is one of those few activities that provide a safety belt in case your advances are repelled. Or is that rappelled?
13. Holding a picket sign on your governor's front lawn. What better cause can there be than trying to get a date for New Year's eve?
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