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Old 11-05-2009, 03:17 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I am technically sterile. I got hit in the nuts playing HANDBALL (BEST SPORT EVER) and now I need another operation if I want my swimmer to swim up stream correctly....

AKA, no condoms, ever....
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Old 11-05-2009, 03:19 PM   #17 (permalink)
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My gf and I like trojan ectasy condoms.


Holy crap! I need to get my employees their own account! This is what they're doing...LOL. Where's the damn smiley that is shaking his head in disbelief?
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Old 11-05-2009, 04:31 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I'm on the pill and I have a box of trojans at the house

Woot. I went out with this one girl, she was a stripper. She had that inplanon (implant like matches)
So we are talking and im like "wow, does feel weird" she says "not really, I kinda forgot all about it and I get checked every month anyway" I say "checked? and shes like "yeah to see if im pregnant".


Wutttttt. So ummm yeah.
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GF and I went to the pullout method after she found out that she has latex allergies.

Let me tell you this, pregnancy scares are not fun. I cried like a little girl, twice, thinking I was gonna be a father.

Luckily they were just scares, and then she went on the pill. But it worked for a few months, but the headache wasnt worth it.

Nooo, pullout is only considered if she is on the pill. Even then it should be considered for a while. If she is able to have kids, and you are terrified of having one, why risk it?
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Old 11-06-2009, 02:49 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2009, 03:12 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Black panther....50% of the time, it works EVERYTIME...
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Old 11-06-2009, 04:15 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Also, I really hate the smell of 'em, especially used. Grosses me out something fierce.
Either slow down or use some lube to avoid that burning smell.
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The best method is pull out early and insert into pie hole. Works everytime! (except when shes not expecting it, I had a few of those..lol)
Yeah, something about sticking my favorite appendage with no protection into a hole where human waste comes out...doesn't appeal to me. Doesn't matter how long I'm with a girl, I don't think I'll warm up to that idea. Maybe if she gets an enema
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I usually tie off half of it because they are to big for my jewish penis.
That made me laugh for a good 5mins, thanks. Ha.
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I use doms, for the most part.

Becoming a father at such a young age in a relationship where we will most likely go seperate ways scares the fuck out of me, nonetheless Id rather stare at a loaded gun than be in close contact of any STDs.
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I dont understand why everyone only thinks about pregnancy. Im not sure if you guys are in a commited relationship or just messing around with other girls, but what about STD's? Id be more worried about those than getting pregnant.
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Yeah, something about sticking my favorite appendage with no protection into a hole where human waste comes out...doesn't appeal to me. Doesn't matter how long I'm with a girl, I don't think I'll warm up to that idea. Maybe if she gets an enema
it seems to me you dont know what the pie hole is.
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Nooo, pullout is only considered if she is on the pill. Even then it should be considered for a while. If she is able to have kids, and you are terrified of having one, why risk it?
Im not to worried about the .1% that it could happen. Im lucky, but not that lucky. Besides she's in the medical profession and knows better than me anyway, if she is OK with it, then why shouldnt I be?
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