Motorcycle vs Sex Dilemma

firefighter81 · 07-02-2008, 04:59 AM

I've been approached with a personal dilemma, and I want to see what the biker community would do.

I've recently married my beautiful wife whom I love more than anything. She has expressed concerns that she worries excessively when I'm on the motorcycle. Most wives would just ask their husbands to sell the bike, but mine has thrown in a "bribe" of sorts.

She knows I have a weakness for Japanese girls with large breasts, and she has said if I sell the bike, she will get Japanese style implants (look and feel very real) to this size:

So, what do I do? Sell the bike and get the implants for her? Or keep the bike and be happy with her medium B-cup?

I love both equally (bikes and large breasts).

Input?

Fabian · 07-02-2008, 05:08 AM

Keep the bike! No brainer for me.

Let us know what you decide on....

firefighter81 · 07-02-2008, 05:16 AM

Well, the thinking is, she worries less, and I get something that I love just as much as a bike to play with.

I dunno, I'm still thinking about it.

ARsuperbike · 07-02-2008, 07:12 AM

Becareful here man, I'm not saying anything disrespectful, but I have had SEVERAL of my friends buy their wives new tits and immediatley after they did shit started to go south with the marriage. Not saying it would happen to you but just becareful.

firefighter81 · 07-02-2008, 07:27 AM

Yeah, I've thought about that too, believe me.

I don't think it will be an issue just because of her personality. This is still probably 8 months away (I'll be deployed from Sept-Jan), so I'm trying to get all the research done now. She's done a lot of research on Japanese websites, but I can't read any of that stuff yet.

BTW, she wants an F cup!

cbrenthus · 07-02-2008, 08:21 AM

Bike. I personally can't stand fake boobs. I'd rather be with a girl that is a tiny A cup but all natural than one that is artificially inflated.

jethead · 07-02-2008, 08:22 AM

I do not let my wife bribe me with sex.

You are (or should be) the man, you run the house, don't.....

aw screw it, I'm probably wasting my breath in this PC world we live in.

Go ahead sell the bike. Buy her implants with the money.

Just be sure to keep some in reserve for the impending divorce when she get's through using you.

firefighter81 · 07-02-2008, 08:36 AM

Jethead, I understand where you are coming from, but just realize, she's not a typical girl. She's doing this for ME, because I love large breasts on Japanese girls. She's paying the other half with her own money. Because good one's are going to run about $10k, and I'll sell the bike for probably $5500 (if I actually go through with it).

So you can talk about divorce and her using me all you want, but just know, Virginia and Japan are completely different worlds. She does everything for me without me ever asking, almost to the point where I feel like she's being my slave sometimes (which I don't like).

firefighter81 · 07-02-2008, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cbrenthus

Bike. I personally can't stand fake boobs. I'd rather be with a girl that is a tiny A cup but all natural than one that is artificially inflated.

What about fake boobs don't you like?

Because the way they do it in Japan, they look/move/feel much more real than your typical "stripper tits"

bumblebee · 07-02-2008, 08:43 AM

My daughter says...Keep the bike

stevo_x · 07-02-2008, 08:44 AM

Tell her if you sell the bike you get to PIITB twice a day for the rest of your marriage!

JavaMoose · 07-02-2008, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevo_x

Tell her if you sell the bike you get to PIITB twice a day for the rest of your marriage!

...while holding on to the nice big new tits! +11eleventybillion

cbrenthus · 07-02-2008, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by firefighter81

What about fake boobs don't you like?

Because the way they do it in Japan, they look/move/feel much more real than your typical "stripper tits"

That may be, but to be honest, I think what I don't like about them is how all the girls I've known with them become complete bitches, and having 2 sister's with flat chests I've had to listen to a myriad of guys tell them they should get implants.

Not to mention the cost, $5K - $10K is alot of money to pay for something that has no real function. I admit they are nice to look at and play with, but other than that, what do they do?

firefighter81 · 07-02-2008, 08:51 AM

What does a 08 1098 do? It's just a source of fun and enjoyment right? There's nothing practical about it.

I could stare at big tits on my petite Japanese wife all day long, getting to play with them whenever I want is just that much better.

cbrenthus · 07-02-2008, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by firefighter81

What does a 08 1098 do?

It allows me to choose what boobies I want

Seriously, though, I can ride it, use it to commute, wheelie, etc.... Now, if you are talking about the difference between a 1098 and other bikes, you got me there. Point is, a bike is a bike, and the difference between having no bike and a ratty old bike is infinitly greater than a ratty bike and a 1098. Make sense? I guess the same could be said with boobs.

I guess, for me, boobs just aren't a big deal. But if they are to you, than I guess you have a choice to make.

Personally, I'd be wary of any girl that wants me to quit riding if I was already riding when I met her.