I just had sexytime

[pateta00]

Ok ladies na gents..dames and herren..i decide to go out tonigh to have a little fun.So i arrives in club but self confident low and i had abdolutality noting to say to no girl..i decide to drink some rum to expand my horizons.so i'm feeling good..i'm dacing with some stale, hait looks good..so i spots this gilrs..iso walk to her presented my self and asked if she wanted to dance with me..She says no..so say ok...so self steem is lower than average rainnfal in the desert..but i keep my cool..i see this middle age well conserved woman..and i realises that she is glancing at me and amiling..so i go for it and star dancing with hger..dance goes good..perfect harmonyManhood is fully alerted by now..iafter dancing 2 songs i said that i could not resist anymore i wanted to kiss her..and that worked with kissed for a coulpe of minutes..ashes is 34 years old..so then her stupid girlfriends start bitching about having to go..which was just an excuse because they were uglier that a mouth of an old dog and couldnt fing no men to dance with then..i told my girl that i would drop her home..she agrees..so we live the parting we are on the car and ..she asked me what we doign now..i said well that nothing open lets go my place have a coiple more beers..she didn't agree and offfered her place..we go to her place..we furnicated so an hour and now i'm back..felling good..this is going to be nicd nite of sleep..
wee yall take care i'm out...

[colddevil]

I'm pretty hammered and this is still hilarious.

[deviationnow]

Next time some girl turns you down, you should throw your arms up and yell real loud, "FIFTY BUCKS?! WTF!" and walk away disgusted.

[dtaylor628]

Did I miss something-this was a joke right?

[leemajaz]

i'm thingign mezah kalign bulslit.

[bush]

Did you check for a penis?

[DaleCaliente]

The Drunk Post. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH.

PS - Sex is what you are supposed to have, you are a man.

[DEMIAN1970]

It sounds like english, but I don't know what the fuck you're saying.

[Spike]

Yeah wow, the drunken, not even barely English post, and it's in GENERAL SPORTBIKES you freaking twat! I can hardly understand what this guy says when he's sober....

[MJ939]

A bit of a predictable plot, but I must admit I still enjoyed the story.

You think the sleep felt good, wait til you try the shower.

[gatorSMASH]

this combined with the free bagels we get on friday mornings made my fucking day.

[TheTon]

Originally Posted by deviationnow

Next time some girl turns you down, you should throw your arms up and yell real loud, "FIFTY BUCKS?! WTF!" and walk away disgusted.

Hahahahaha, that's funny, I am definitely using that one.

[Randomchaos]

Originally Posted by deviationnow

Next time some girl turns you down, you should throw your arms up and yell real loud, "FIFTY BUCKS?! WTF!" and walk away disgusted.

LMFAO! Thats so great.

[F4sSprintST]

[636blurr]

Thats funny, gotta wonder what possess someone to post on the board before they go to bed when they are hammered.

We did learn another thing from this. He must really suck to go to the womans house for an hour and get booted out.