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Old 05-16-2008, 02:35 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Oh fun and yes those former soviet blok girls are amazing, sadly though they are like black widows.....

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i love then too..i~m planing next year a tour de girls in europe.i wanna go to sweden denmark holland, russia just to go to their night clubs and party...The death clock is tiking away..got do some creay stuff before getting old....
hey are you going to tiesto event in texas(i think is in houston) that~s gonna be some serious party.
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Old 05-16-2008, 03:05 PM   #47 (permalink)
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For those copmplaining about my spelling..i wrote in archaic english.ythats why some of you had problem reading.
Dude, that's not archaic English, it's just plain awful. It's misspelled, the words aren't in the right order, all kinds of things are wrong. Don't try to make excuses about your English, just perhaps an explanation, "Hey, sorry about the English, it's not my native language".

Now, continue with the drunken randomness.
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6. Maybe SHE whipped out a strap-on to PIITB and HE wasn't feeling it and that killed the mood?
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Old 05-16-2008, 04:19 PM   #49 (permalink)
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I just had sexy time too, for the record....Very Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice I liiiiiiiiiike.. Time for a beer.
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:56 PM   #52 (permalink)
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I just didn't make sexy time because the girl wanted me to drive 2hrs to see her at her cousins.....

Sex ain't worth all that gas.
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Ok ladies na gents..dames and herren..i decide to go out tonigh to have a little fun.So i arrives in club but self confident low and i had abdolutality noting to say to no girl..i decide to drink some rum to expand my horizons.so i'm feeling good..i'm dacing with some stale, hait looks good..so i spots this gilrs..iso walk to her presented my self and asked if she wanted to dance with me..She says no..so say ok...so self steem is lower than average rainnfal in the desert..but i keep my cool..i see this middle age well conserved woman..and i realises that she is glancing at me and amiling..so i go for it and star dancing with hger..dance goes good..perfect harmonyManhood is fully alerted by now..iafter dancing 2 songs i said that i could not resist anymore i wanted to kiss her..and that worked with kissed for a coulpe of minutes..ashes is 34 years old..so then her stupid girlfriends start bitching about having to go..which was just an excuse because they were uglier that a mouth of an old dog and couldnt fing no men to dance with then..i told my girl that i would drop her home..she agrees..so we live the parting we are on the car and ..she asked me what we doign now..i said well that nothing open lets go my place have a coiple more beers..she didn't agree and offfered her place..we go to her place..we furnicated so an hour and now i'm back..felling good..this is going to be nicd nite of sleep..
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This has to do with sportbikes how? You did it on a sportbike? Wait...don't answer. I really don't want to know. Someone will be here shortly asking you for pictures.
thats what 3-4 times that question has been asked in this thread?
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i love then too..i~m planing next year a tour de girls in europe.i wanna go to sweden denmark holland, russia just to go to their night clubs and party...The death clock is tiking away..got do some creay stuff before getting old....
hey are you going to tiesto event in texas(i think is in houston) that~s gonna be some serious party.
yea you start nailing russian chicks your gonna get aids and have a death clock right off the bat.
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