I just had sexytime

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[pateta00]

Holly crap..i'm sorry for this post guys...I did have fun last night...right now i'm plying my favorite tune from dire straits ...money for nothing and the chicks for free...just messing..
i'm going to delete te post..i know it has nothing to do with sportbikes.
For those copmplaining about my spelling..i wrote in archaic english.ythats why some of you had problem reading.

[freeky929]

Originally Posted by pateta00

Ok ladies na gents..dames and herren..i decide to go out tonigh to have a little fun.So i arrives in club but self confident low and i had abdolutality noting to say to no girl..i decide to drink some rum to expand my horizons.so i'm feeling good..i'm dacing with some stale, hait looks good..so i spots this gilrs..iso walk to her presented my self and asked if she wanted to dance with me..She says no..so say ok...so self steem is lower than average rainnfal in the desert..but i keep my cool..i see this middle age well conserved woman..and i realises that she is glancing at me and amiling..so i go for it and star dancing with hger..dance goes good..perfect harmonyManhood is fully alerted by now..iafter dancing 2 songs i said that i could not resist anymore i wanted to kiss her..and that worked with kissed for a coulpe of minutes..ashes is 34 years old..so then her stupid girlfriends start bitching about having to go..which was just an excuse because they were uglier that a mouth of an old dog and couldnt fing no men to dance with then..i told my girl that i would drop her home..she agrees..so we live the parting we are on the car and ..she asked me what we doign now..i said well that nothing open lets go my place have a coiple more beers..she didn't agree and offfered her place..we go to her place..we furnicated so an hour and now i'm back..felling good..this is going to be nicd nite of sleep..
wee yall take care i'm out...

We're all proud of you skippy...but, uhhh, what does this have to do with General Sportbikes? This should have been posted in the General Discussionforum since it is not related to motorcycles in any way. BTW...we're all glad you're not a virgin any more.

[pateta00]

Originally Posted by freeky929

We're all proud of you skippy...but, uhhh, what does this have to do with General Sportbikes? This should have been posted in the General Discussionforum since it is not related to motorcycles in any way. BTW...we're all glad you're not a virgin any more.

Thank thank you.now i can go on the sex and date section and anwser the poll about when i lost my virginity..uhhhuu..
How can i delete my own post?

[jobiwan]

haha this shouldn't have been posted anywhere

Sorry to cut in Chuck, this just in, breaking story! Drunken man hooks up with drunken chick at a club! They even furnicated! Here's Biff from Ikea with the man himself..Biff!!!

Thanks Chuck! So Mr. Pateta, what exactly happened here?!

"sexy time, wee yall take care i'm out"

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Back to you, Chuck.

[SlowGoose]

[Whymista]

Originally Posted by Choco

rainfall in the dessert.....

needed that....

I can haz cheezburgerz and milfz

[MJ939]

So Pateta, do you even remember the sexytime?

[pateta00]

Originally Posted by MJ939

So Pateta, do you even remember the sexytime?

Yes men i remebern everyting..it was really good..nothing crazy but very good.she even envite me to stay over but i~m always carefull..i~m not from america so i~m afraid some ex husband or boufrind will show up with a gun..never know here in the south people are crazy.

[Whymista]

Hahaha Pat where are you originally from?

Hey we aren't as crazy as those crazy bitches from eastern europe from hostel!

[pateta00]

Originally Posted by Whymista

Hahaha Pat where are you originally from?

Hey we aren't as crazy as those crazy bitches from eastern europe from hostel!

i~m from south america..i~m here in college...man that movie was creppy..i~ve been to those countries and the girls are smoking hot..and people are very nice

[coolatula]

Originally Posted by pateta00

Yes men i remebern everyting..it was really good..nothing crazy but very good.she even envite me to stay over but i~m always carefull..i~m not from america so i~m afraid some ex husband or boufrind will show up with a gun..never know here in the south people are crazy.

So what your saying is in YOUR country ex-husband or boufrind(WOWZER!) DON'T show up with a gun? If that's the case there's probably lots of single Dudes on here that would like to visit there and get their groove on!

[pateta00]

Originally Posted by coolatula

So what your saying is in YOUR country ex-husband or boufrind(WOWZER!) DON'T show up with a gun? If that's the case there's probably lots of single Dudes on here that would like to visit there and get their groove on!

We are not allowed to have guns in my country..you can get a license but is very complicated.you can always go to the black market..but still i do not one person that has a gun..here in the us was the first time i even touched a gun...i made a thread about it couple months ago.
Even in my country i~m very carefull when sleeping witrh a girl in her place.

[Skoalbasher]

Originally Posted by pateta00

i~m from south america..i~m here in college...man that movie was creppy..i~ve been to those countries and the girls are smoking hot..and people are very nice

I think you mean, Crappy.

[Whymista]

Originally Posted by pateta00

i~m from south america..i~m here in college...man that movie was creppy..i~ve been to those countries and the girls are smoking hot..and people are very nice

Oh fun and yes those former soviet blok girls are amazing, sadly though they are like black widows.....

I love crazy girls