I just had sexytime - Page 2

BrotherGrim · 05-16-2008, 08:26 AM

wow......

R1oldguy · 05-16-2008, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by 636blurr

Thats funny, gotta wonder what possess someone to post on the board before they go to bed when they are hammered.

We did learn another thing from this. He must really suck to go to the womans house for an hour and get booted out.

I'm guessing it had to do with one of three things.

1. puked somewhere in her place or on her
2. pissed somewhere in her place or on her
3. had a problem maintaing or achieving a status of readiness. (E.D.)

636blurr · 05-16-2008, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by R1oldguy

I'm guessing it had to do with one of three things.

1. puked somewhere in her place or on her
2. pissed somewhere in her place or on her
3. had a problem maintaing or achieving a status of readiness. (E.D.)

Sounds about right

Maichena · 05-16-2008, 08:39 AM

Why is this in Gen. SB.

R1oldguy · 05-16-2008, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Maichena

Why is this in Gen. SB.

READ ORIGINALL THREAD FOR THE ANSWER.

aaron6301 · 05-16-2008, 09:11 AM

You should have stayed the night for a morning session and then bounced...

coolatula · 05-16-2008, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by 636blurr

Thats funny, gotta wonder what possess someone to post on the board before they go to bed when they are hammered.

We did learn another thing from this. He must really suck to go to the womans house for an hour and get booted out.

There could be slew of reasons why she booted him out early!

1. Maybe SHE didn't want to wake up in the morning,realize she made a mistake and must have been wearing "beer goggles" the night before?

2. She wanted him out before her man got out on parole after doing two decades in prison for murder?

3. She wanted a "Love Child" and really didn't care by who just as long as his little tadpoles were good swimmers?

4. She was a crazy,bitter,vindictive Bitch that got STDs from her cheating,loser ex-spouse/boy friend and now hates ALL men to the point she wants to infect as many of them as she can with the gift that keeps on giving?

5. Maybe he tried to PIITB and she wasn't going for that and that killed the mood?

6. Maybe SHE whipped out a strap-on to PIITB and HE wasn't feeling it and that killed the mood?

This is just a FEW reasons why she could have gave him the boot! I'm sure everyone here could give many,many more!

MJ939 · 05-16-2008, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by aaron6301

You should have stayed the night for a morning session and then bounced...

I must disagree here. The older woman will look a lot better in his mind, after experiencing her drunk and in the dark, than she will with sex hair and bad breath in the brightness and sobriety of the morning.

aaron6301 · 05-16-2008, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by MJ939

I must disagree here. The older woman will look a lot better in his mind, after experiencing her drunk and in the dark, than she will with sex hair and bad breath in the brightness and sobriety of the morning.

Shes 34, not 50. 34 is cougar prime man!

MJ939 · 05-16-2008, 09:43 AM

I hear ya... I'm not saying that 34 is necessarily a bad age. But hell, there are some butt-ugly 18 year olds.

aaron6301 · 05-16-2008, 09:46 AM

Yeah, I'm actually not into lets say under the age of 20. Most of the time they just sit there and expect you to do all the work. No fun at all.

Choco · 05-16-2008, 09:57 AM

rainfall in the dessert.....

needed that....

killernoodle · 05-16-2008, 11:16 AM

Thsi threed rocksz hardre than cheeseburgrrs!

jetblack · 05-16-2008, 12:36 PM

The drunk posts on here always make me laugh.

bpmull · 05-16-2008, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by pateta00

perfect harmonyManhood is fully alerted by now..

..she asked me what we doign now..i said well that nothing open lets go my place have a coiple more beers..she didn't agree we furnicated so an hour and now i'm back..felling good..this is going to be nicd nite of sleep..
wee yall take care i'm out...

I laughed then I cried.