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Can anyone beat these?

Giant Inflatable Dildo:


Giant Horse Cock:
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Are those your personal toys?
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"crazy" sex toys is a very subjective term.


ANY sex toys are considered crazy to some people.


Those (and any) sex toys are actually fairly normal to me. Not that i'm saying i use them, but i know that they exist and i don't really find it all that strange.

What is crazy to some is perfectly normal to others.
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the first is in my personal collection, the 2nd i can only dream of haha, lots of money and not enough space in the dresser drawer
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wow. dude, where the hell do you put something like that? And why does it have be neon? Afraid to lose it or something?
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There is one at a local sex shop (that my friend tells me about, yeah, that's it....)

It is about the same size as that second one. Kinda like the Farrells (sp?) ice cream dish that had too much of a good thing
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i can think of a place to put it , the neon i dunno about though haha, if you all wanna make some donations ill let you know how it goes. only costs $120. says over 24" long and 5" thick, I think I can manage that
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"crazy" sex toys is a very subjective term.


ANY sex toys are considered crazy to some people.


Those (and any) sex toys are actually fairly normal to me. Not that i'm saying i use them, but i know that they exist and i don't really find it all that strange.

What is crazy to some is perfectly normal to others.
I agree up until the point where a pictures shows up of a dildo thats larger then my arm.
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Way to play it off...!
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My wife thinks that most sex toys are pretty crazy. She went nuts on me (in the bad way) the first time I brought a vibe home for her - she had never used one before. The first time I took her into a sex shop, she asked so many questions I felt like a tour guide.

She loves having "toy night" now, though. We're only up to about 4 toys in the 4 years we've been together... we've thrown away a half dozen duds that didn't do it for her.

Her problem with them is that they feel cold/clammy, she'd rather have dick. So I started warming the waterproof ones in the bath - that helped somewhat.

I can't wait till she's 35 to see what kind of freak emerges.
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ill be impressed when i see the ones posted being used
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