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Old 05-16-2006, 06:23 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Why we split up
...She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
...Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
...And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her! .
...She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
...I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back..........

I thought this section could use a little humor
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Old 05-16-2006, 06:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-16-2006, 09:36 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 05-16-2006, 09:39 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Why we split up
...She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
...Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
...And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her! .
...She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
...I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back..........

I thought this section could use a little humor
Oh man thats great!
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Old 05-16-2006, 09:43 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lol..... good stuff.
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Old 05-16-2006, 05:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Yep. Beer'll do that!

Too bad the effect is only temporary!

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Old 05-16-2006, 11:55 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Oh WOW that video was great!!! hahahahahahaha
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Old 05-17-2006, 12:01 AM   #8 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHA.... that was a great video...."Oh Shit"
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That video is so sad, I wonder what he'll do next.....propably go to the gun cabinet.....
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Old 05-17-2006, 01:48 AM   #10 (permalink)
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drink till she's good looking...
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:48 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I think beer or alcohol is the leading cause of pregnacy in America..........if not the world.
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^^^And passing on STD's, and waking up next tome someone you don't know, and thinking you are the smartest person in the world, and etc. etc.

But as Benjamin Franklin once stated: "Beer is proof that god loves us." Or something along those lines.
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