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Old 04-11-2006, 02:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Post DIY: Make your girl squirt

Well it's pretty much a fact that 90% of the people on this site know exactly how to make a girl squirt, but I thought I'd humor you..

Pretty much every girl if not all can do this, you just need to know how to do it... it also varies from girl-to-girl on how much they will as well and how explosive the squirt is.. here's a few tips to help out..

I've used this and (after the girl was turned on from fore-play etc) made her squirt in under 30 seconds, numerous times.




Step One: Turn her on

However you do this, just make her want you... get her wet. Foreplay, grab the ass, kiss behind her neck, tongue in her ear, rub her down there a little bit, however you do it, just make sure she's turned on.





Step Two: The correct fingers

Now most people(myself prior) probably use the middle and index finger. The best however is to use the ring and middle finger... this is because they will give you the most leverage, and force to tap with... if your a dumbass and dont know which ones those are they are shown below:







Step Three: Finger placement


The ring and middle finger should be placed(obviously) in the cooter, with the pointer and pinky fingers pointing downwards(under her ass cheeks)... this is for better leverage when tapping







Step Four: Get her relaxed CRUCIAL STEP

This is the most crucial step in the process. Without this you will not get your girl to squirt. Make sure she is relaxed. Place your hand a few inches below her belly button while tapping her(next step) and rub this area.. do this even before tapping and make sure it isnt tense. It MUST be relaxed in this area for the girl to have a good squirt.

This is the general area you should rub:





Tell her to relax. Keep rubbing this area, It might take a minute or two.. just take time to make sure it is soft and not tensed up.



Step Five: tapping

This tapping movement is very important. It should be MOSTLY in the fingers and some wrist that you will be tapping with, try not to use your whole arm. To go faster and with more pressure however, you can use your wrist combined with the tapping of your fingers. Here is how it should look

repeat in same order



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If you're gonna do it on your bed, I reccommend putting a towel down beforehand.. My bed was literally drenched all over after a few times so thats a good idea.

Anyone who thinks its gross.. if the girls clean its fuckin the best shit in the world smell and taste is good to me

Happy Squirting!
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I'm not sure I'd be confident in taking advice from someone who had to ask when to keep his mouth shut after she put out. Just seems like bad practice, and a sign of inexperience if you ask me. I'm amazed that someone took the time to create a tutorial on this shit...stop typing and go riding or get laid. You have too much time on your hands.
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I'm not sure I'd be confident in taking advice from someone who had to ask when to keep his mouth shut after she put out. Just seems like bad practice, and a sign of inexperience if you ask me. I'm amazed that someone took the time to create a tutorial on this shit...stop typing and go riding or get laid. You have too much time on your hands.
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For your information, this post was very well done. It takes a lot of time & experience for a guy to figure something like this out. There are many people out there (probably including yourself) who could benefit from this kind of knowledge. So off.
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I'm sure you know what you are doing. But there are those out there who don't.
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are you rolling your eyes at me?

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Here we (you all) go again.

It's amusing when 18-20 year olds discover that:

- sex with a willing partner is better than alone

- sex while fully satisfying a willing partner is better yet

- they must be the first person in the history of the world to know this

You all realize that your parents' generation, the one before that, and ... all knew this? It wasn't until the 1960's that this topic made it into popular literature, though, with the work of Masters and Johnson plus the original Joy of Sex books. Yes, even before Al Gore invented the internet and even before the AIDS epidemic and safe sex and...

I guess it's all progress.
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We get it, you're awesome at sexing the ladies. Let's move on.
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Well Tex,

I cant see half the fucking pics you have from your sponsored links but I had a good laugh at your tutorial. Its written mediocrely but I enjoyed it.

As promised Ill stop busting your balls and while the experience of girl spraying for me was VASTLY different, Ill have to give it a go for ya.

Ill make sure to film it so you can have a video link or something........oh wait, you should do that for us!

Its good to see that a bit of prodding got you to man up. You need thick skin in here man. Especially with my ass in here as well. Im the resident asshole!
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Well Tex,

I cant see half the fucking pics you have from your sponsored links but I had a good laugh at your tutorial. Its written mediocrely but I enjoyed it.

As promised Ill stop busting your balls and while the experience of girl spraying for me was VASTLY different, Ill have to give it a go for ya.

Ill make sure to film it so you can have a video link or something........oh wait, you should do that for us!

Its good to see that a bit of prodding got you to man up. You need thick skin in here man. Especially with my ass in here as well. Im the resident asshole!
and you admit that...see where you went wrong...
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