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Old 04-05-2006, 11:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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just thought Id share cause I am bored, I was supposed to take out this girl that was a little bit older than me (maybe 30) that works in my building friday. I had originally planned on making it a nice evening and dropping a fair amount of money on it. Like I said she works in my building, but for a different company, I didnt know much about her so I took her to lunch yesterday hoping to be able to talk to her and secretly hoping someone at work would notice and bring anything I should be aware of out to me. Well the later happened.

Got called into the bosses office this morning (the Big Bosses office) and he sat me down, (I thought I was getting a promotion ) He said I cant tell you what to do or not do this is just a curtosey call. I just started here in January, but apparantly shortly before I got here she was seeing a guy that works for my company who no longer works there because she brought rape charges against him and he went to jail for it and was arrested at work shortly after they had an email arguement about the fact that she is MARRIED!

Too bad though because except for being married and pyscho she is pretty much the typ0e of girl I fall for and added bonus hot too.

Anyways called her out on it, didnt tell her how I knew though. She is pissed. But glad I dont have any new friends living anywhere on my body, saved some dough, kept my job, and Im not in jail.


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Old 04-05-2006, 11:41 AM   #2 (permalink)
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SO I guess the date is off then huh?
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Wow... talk about a cold-hearted b*tch, if that's really what happened.

Sorry Jiggly, on paper I'm a perfect match for your ad, but I can't answer it. My current situation is drama-filled enough without adding you to the mix
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Old 04-05-2006, 12:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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you have a live in man and I dont live down the street anymore


Plus for those of us that like to "lick it before we stick it" the world is that much more dangerous.
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I was referring to the fact that I'm not married, and everything else applied (hence the "on paper" comment). I was just messing with you anyway....

(And actually, I don't really have a live-in man that I can call my own anymore.)
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I was referring to the fact that I'm not married, and everything else applied (hence the "on paper" comment). I was just messing with you anyway....

(And actually, I don't really have a live-in man that I can call my own anymore.)

my flight leaves at 5:30, will you pick me up at OIA or should I rent a car?
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Too bad though because except for being married and pyscho she is pretty much the typ0e of girl I fall for and added bonus hot too.
Hahaha for some reason this sentence almost made me spew my beverage all over my screen. Better to find out now she's psycho though, I usually find that out later on with unfortunate results.
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Hahaha for some reason this sentence almost made me spew my beverage all over my screen. Better to find out now she's psycho though, I usually find that out later on with unfortunate results.

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And Acalliste sorry just read the too much drama part, if you want a drama free guy thats a little younger you know where to look
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I'm flattered... but you better rent a car.


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And Acalliste sorry just read the too much drama part, if you want a drama free guy thats a little younger you know where to look
Thanks Jiggly.
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Should have at least fucked her with your cam corder on. Then when she went crazy you could show the world your newly made porn tape.

Edit it with Ozzy Ozbourne's CRAZY TRAIN!

Aca.........good luck in all your endevours!

Jiggly, I keep hearing them Mormon chicks are a facade. They dirty bitches man. You just gotta work the right angle.
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Edit it with Ozzy Ozbourne's CRAZY TRAIN!

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Jiggly, I keep hearing them Mormon chicks are a facade. They dirty bitches man. You just gotta work the right angle.

and this is why you get free photochops
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I wasnt kidding man.........I fuck like a porn star and Im an equal opportunity offender.

If she is hot, I dont care how fucking psycho she is. Ill have the last laugh.

This is time for my famous quote.

All women carry the gene for downsyndrome. Unfortunately the activator is PENIS. They sure seem cool till you stick the penis in. Then its INSTA-RETARD!!

In my case anyways. Ive created more retards than I care to admit.

Now line up some fucking mormon chicks and Im coming up there!
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I keep hearing them Mormon chicks are a facade. They dirty bitches man. You just gotta work the right angle.
Actually I've had the same experience. One of the freakiest girls I know is a Mormon, and you'd never guess that she's a VERY good bedroom monkey if you didn't really know her.
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