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Old 04-01-2006, 12:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Ok, so basically, my girlfriend (now ex) and I broke up for good last week. And it wasn't really a rebound thing, but the very same day my ex and I broke up, this girl from work called me up. We ended up talking for about 2 hours that night (didn't mention me and my girl breaking up at all). Everything was cool. She's cool, not the best looks, decent body, and basically, I could tell she was interested in me from the beginning (was working with her for a month). So long story short, we hook up, and had a make-out session the first night, only reason we didn't screw was cause I didn't think it was going to be that easy so I didn't bring any condoms, but uhh...the next night, I had some, so we did it.

It was great and all, and we both knew in the beginning that I wasn't trying to get into a relationship. That and the fact that she has a boyfriend of 4 years or whatever. Sooo basically two weeks has gone by now, and in the first week, we did it every other day and then my work schedule got switched to B-Shift, from A-Shift. And now, she's acting like she's getting addicted to me (which I said in the beginning neither of us wanted) and she's wanting to see me every day now. I had a bad feeling going into it in the beginning, but now I'm slowly trying to get out of it.

She is begging for me to come over tonight after work (12:30pm), but I'm not going...I'm "sleepy"...really gonna go home and play Oblivion. And we're supposed to be going to a movie tomorrow sometime, but even that I really don't wanna go cause she's gonna want me to go to work on her. And I know she's gotten attached to me now. So do I just tell her straight up? Which would be easy if she didn't work with me...and actually she is somewhat above me, I'm a level 1 analyst she is level 2 and she's 27. So what do you guys think?
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Old 04-01-2006, 12:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
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shes got you one up dude. Honesty is always the best policy, but if your confident you can sly ur way out of it, try it. What's the worst that can happen? Get a handprint on ur face? I know I have had enough of those to paint my bike
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Honesty, please. if she's 27 and can't handle that, that's her problem.
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That and the fact that she has a boyfriend of 4 years or whatever.
Hello? Is anyone paying attention?

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fuck her in the baloon knot and then tell her how u feel.
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fuck her in the baloon knot and then tell her how u feel.
ok, now i'm all for respecting woman and all that bullshit....

but SERIOUSLY- lawson might actually be right on this one!! if she's that obsessed and has a boyfriend anyways, just keep doing more freeky shit until she runs away! she may look at you like a perv for a while....

but i'm 100% SERIOUS here. lawson's law applies!

(i never thought i would hear myself say that.... i feel kinda dirty )
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Wow, we've really reached a point when there is nothing you can do but PIITB and then wipe on on her curtains afterward.
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for once even I agree with lawson. sigh.
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If she has a boyfriend of 4 years how does she manage to see you so often? BTW I agree with Lawson as well. AND may I add that although I am currently in a mad hating mode, I think desperate women are an insult to womankind! Just fess up and tell the truth. I hate liars and cheaters!
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Well, I forgot all about this thread...but anyway...

Happy April Fool's!!!!

I probably should have did what I did last year to some of my friends and just said that my girlfriend and I are no longer together and found out she was pregnant after the fact. That may have gotten more attention! But no, seriously, my girlfriend is now my ex though, so its partially true. ;)
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better idea....tell her WHILE you are PITTB......hang on and enjoy the ride
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