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Comes this as I begin work last night: a female co-worker who will remain nameless asks me a question about my brother's sexuality (huh?). I answer that he's gay (really, really gay). Wondering where this is going, I ask why. She responds with "Well, I'm a lesbian." Ooooookaaaayyy, big freakin' deal.
She and I bullshit constantly about sports, music, whatnot. Basically one of the coolest chicks alive (the fact that she loves her some womens helps loads in the coolness department). An extremely gold-hearted lady, retired military, from the Bahamas. Not half bad-looking if I do say so myself...anyways, I'm rambling. She then goes on to tell me about her situation with her partner. Her partner wants a kid....then the hammer falls.
"So, how would you feel about donating your sperm to her? We will give you 5,000 bucks cash, plus a hot threesome with a home-cooked meal."
Now, I don't know what cosmic lottery I won to have a bonafide lez ask me to sire her and her partners offspring, but holeee sheeiiit is that humbling. Flattering, too, considering that I was chosen out of 50 potential mates to include doctors, lawyers, and athletes. Me, a 26 year-old walking hard-on with a passion for motorcycles, women, tattoos, smoking cigarettes by the trainload, manic-depressive, in love with self and liquor, and lastly a WHITE BOY.
Oh, did I forget that part? They're both black, which is cool, whatever. But why a white boy? That, to me, was the oddest part. My question is this: Anyone here ever had this proposed to them? What did you decide? I'm leaning towards not no, but HELL NO. I ain't 'bout to be no baby-daddy when I struggle to take care of myself but really, wouldn't anyone here at least consider it? Ladies, if you were asked to donate an egg to an infertile couple, would ya? Guys, ever been in my situation before?
Of all the questions I thought wouldn't be asked when I got out of bed last night....wow. Post up!!
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Anyway, there is serious potential for getting burned there, so I would say HELL NO! If they really want a kid, there are sperm banks from where they can chose.
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Actually, there was a case a couple years back where a guy donated his sperm to a lesbian couple. They sued him for child support and won. So there is NO WAY i would ever do that. Maybe if you signed a legal document saying that you bear no responsibility or something. But even then- i wouldnt. What if they break up? Whoever is stuck with the child is gonna want some extra money.
What I advise- get a vasectomy. Wait the allotted time period to avoid fertility. Don't tell them. Have hot threesomes and steak for the next six months, while you "try" to get them pregnant. Get 5,000 bucks. Then have them discover that you can't have children. Have vasectomy reversed.
Easy. Next question.
(also- there's a drug in japan that men can take to make them infertile while they take it. Like a men's version of the pill. Too bad they don't have that here. PERFECT solution)
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is there such thing as male birth control? something that will make you shoot blanks or something? anyways, if thats possible, i'd go for that. just don't tell them and enjoy the threeway!
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is there such thing as male birth control? something that will make you shoot blanks or something? anyways, if thats possible, i'd go for that. just don't tell them and enjoy the threeway!
Yeah, not in this country. It may have been discontinued overseas as well. I havent heard anything about it in a while. But yeah- it would be totally sweet. My girlfriend gets totally screwed up from the pill, it's terrible. I'm thinking of just telling her to stop taking it- it's not worth it anymore.
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PIITB - can't get either of them pregnant that way.
A common misconception. It's possible for some to sneak over and knock up a girl. But still- many believe it's worth the risk. Who are we to question this?!?!
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get a signed document stating that other than donation of sperm cells, that you have NO, NONE, ZERO obligation to any and all offspring that result from said donation. Get a full checkup for yourself, and both women. Make sure they know how you like your steak, and get cash in advance. From personal experience, the ride alone is worth it, much less the 5K in cash, that can be a decent down payment on a brand new bike.
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is there such thing as male birth control? something that will make you shoot blanks or something? anyways, if thats possible, i'd go for that. just don't tell them and enjoy the threeway!
There's also an injectable form of birth control for men, depo something or other.
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