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Wow you banged a hostess? You should be given a medal with SUPER PIMP on it.
Come back and brag when you talk her into fucking you and her best friend at the same time.
I gotta agree with you on that one.
As for the lame ass she is only a "7" and what are you? Chances are you don't even rate a "5", think about it...I do believe this somehow involves that "Ladder" theory again (or what ever it was called).
She probably had a temporary itch that needed scratching.
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You do realize that by opening your mouth about da poony-toony you are lowering yourself into a lion's den wearing a hamburger tuxedo right?
Kids these days....tsk tsk...
If I was bragging about it I wouldve said somethin like "Maaaan this smokin hot chick like a fuckIN TEN NO DOUBT! I Fucked her so hard and she had the tightest pussy and a body like fuckin POW! That is all."
I must've been mistaken for thinking this was the forum for "advice", and "sexual experiences"
Damn dude I dont think You should be ashamed of banging an "honest 7". If you have a problem with 7's do yourself a favor and dont join the Marine Corps... Marines have a tendency to bang anything with "3 holes and a heart beat"... Shit I know when I was in, there where times we would go out and see who could get the biggest and or most ugly broad. Seriously You shouldnt worry about what others think. Why should it be thier bussiness where you get your nut.
I stand by my claim that her itch won't go away with scratching. Its gonna take penicillin and/or a topical cream.
Like Chauncy I just spit beer all over myself as well. That's fuckin sweet man. Sick fucker.
__________________ jim schmidtIf you didn't spank her hard during first date sex, you've already lost the battle, you wuss and pussy! ChaunceyAs we speak, speedy is in class right now learning about anatomy. He had a few questions regarding these things called "testicles" and something called a "spine".
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If I was bragging about it I wouldve said somethin like "Maaaan this smokin hot chick like a fuckIN TEN NO DOUBT! I Fucked her so hard and she had the tightest pussy and a body like fuckin POW! That is all."
If I was bragging about it I wouldve said somethin like "Maaaan this smokin hot chick like a fuckIN TEN NO DOUBT! I Fucked her so hard and she had the tightest pussy and a body like fuckin POW! That is all."
I must've been mistaken for thinking this was the forum for "advice", and "sexual experiences"
My bad
ADVICE?! OMG Telling us that you banged some chickiedoo from work and then "wondering" whether you should announce it to the media is asking for advice?
Whoa...I'm sorry I think I just had a stroke.
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ADVICE?! OMG Telling us that you banged some chickiedoo from work and then "wondering" whether you should announce it to the media is asking for advice?
Whoa...I'm sorry I think I just had a stroke.
Good way to put it.
__________________ jim schmidtIf you didn't spank her hard during first date sex, you've already lost the battle, you wuss and pussy! ChaunceyAs we speak, speedy is in class right now learning about anatomy. He had a few questions regarding these things called "testicles" and something called a "spine".
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Women always carry the upper hand in these situations. What you tell your friends and complete strangers on the internet is one thing. What is said and done at work is something completely different.
Telling co-workers, regardless of whether you fucked her or not, is a bad thing. Loose lips sink ships and there is nothing people like better than to talk about who is fucking who at work. You may create what is called a hostile work environment for this willing participant. She will become the victim and you will become unemployed.
Secondly you may set yourself up for ridicule. Firstly she'll say you’re a lousy fuck (opposed to a lousy fucker for telling the entire world and your co-workers) and tell everyone how small your penis is (opposed to being a big prick for telling the entire world and your co-workers) and she was doing you the favor.
If it were me I wouldn't say shit. She’s obviously down for the screwing so I’d just keep banging away and hoped it got better. Maybe she has some low 7 friends that like sausage and clam and will take turns seeing how much of your dick they can hide in them.
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I stand by my claim that her itch won't go away with scratching. Its gonna take penicillin and/or a topical cream.
i don't even have a reply to that...
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and what are you? Chances are you don't even rate a "5", think about it...I do believe this somehow involves that "Ladder" theory again (or what ever it was called). 
...one pecker at a time.
Now that was funny!!
