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Old 03-03-2006, 09:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Top 10 things men understand about women.

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WOW that is absolutely the truest statement made yet. You know what's really sad?? It's so true it isn't even funny.
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Top 10 things men understand about women.

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Wait a second...there is one:
1) Men are always wrong, even when they're right.

That's one I've learned not to argue. It isn't worth the energy.
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Old 03-04-2006, 08:27 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Top 10 things men understand about women.

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It's funny because it's true. Sheeesh.
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soooo. true but yet so sad
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1) Men are always wrong, even when they're right.

That's one I've learned not to argue. It isn't worth the energy.


Hmm, you havent got it.

They are always right. There is no other option.

Oh, and if you argue, then you are just getting your ticket for a nice night @ the couch.
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Oh, and if you argue, then you are just getting your ticket for a nice night @ the couch.
On the couch would be a nice break... When I've done something wrong she makes me sleep in the bed.
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Even if you did understand them, they change their minds as soon as they realize you do!
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Hmm, you havent got it.

They are always right. There is no other option.

Oh, and if you argue, then you are just getting your ticket for a nice night @ the couch.
They only do that shit because we let them. How in the fuck can I be kept from our [my] bed? Smile and joke like it's some cute shit if you want, but its just game. BAS.

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Yeah, homey don't play that shit!

But that's true about the top ten and I totally agree with 2 and 4!
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Top 10 things men understand about women.

1. Women want to F*CK just as much as men
2. Women are physically weaker than men
3. Society has always put men above women, women’s only power over men is their pussy, give that up and you lost all power
4. Women enjoy getting game played on them and seduced by men with experience, not nice guys with no game
5. Social status is a universal attracter for all women, the guy who owns the room is highly desirable, confidence!
6. We all play head games
7. Women are more emotional than men
8. Women do not understand men
9. Women are needed to reproduce
10. Some women have breasts, hips, and a nice ass

Go ahead say anyone of those things are wrong!
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