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Valentines Day
So some of you might be better educated. Valentines day is nothing more than a commercial hoax.
In reality, its based upon Saint Valentine who was made a martyr in something like...............260 AD. He was given the Saintly title and province over love.
So tell me kiddos.............how does one man dieing for religion turn into flowers and chocolate?
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Originally Posted by bush
The same way the ressurection of Jesus turned into a giant bunny shitting hard boiled eggs.
Okay now youre making shit up..............if you want to find jesus we are going to need some shovels.
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cause rascus said I had to.........
HELP ME FIX IT MOD.........PM me with any questions you have...actually PM RASCUS hahhaha
The friction which results from ignorance can be reduced only by the spread of knowledge- NIKOLA TESLA Want to learn how to work on your bike? Check the "HOW TO" subsection of HELP ME FIX IT.
hybrid, you're just pissed you'll be spending it with tissues and a bottle of KY.
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So some of you might be better educated. Valentines day is nothing more than a commercial hoax.
In reality, its based upon Saint Valentine who was made a martyr in something like...............260 AD. He was given the Saintly title and province over love.
So tell me kiddos.............how does one man dieing for religion turn into flowers and chocolate?
Twas invented just to give u a thread to be a hardass about.
My best Valentines EVER was 4 years ago. I was so depressed the previous week to Valentines that I got really sick, so I spent all day on bed, sleeping with fever and can't remember anything from Feb 13th to 15th of 2002. That was bliss, that day simply didn't existed for me!
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fuck this damn holiday!
However, this is a very valid point.
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Valentines Day
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