picking up the women

[bill]

need help on picking up the chicks and getting their #s, im real shy so any help is appreaciated

[mysubaruimp]

First of all, stop responding to every f*cking thread in the cubby hole section. Its anoying as all f*ck.

Second, grow some balls. All chicks want is to be bossed around and told what to do. Be a prick with a sh*tload of self confidence, and you will take home any girl at the party.

And for all you naysayers - when was the last time you saw the nice guy taking home two chicks. The pricks are what the girls go for.

[Justin726]

Originally Posted by mysubaruimp

Be a prick with a sh*tload of self confidence, and you will take home any girl at the party.

And for all you naysayers - when was the last time you saw the nice guy taking home two chicks. The pricks are what the girls go for.

Soo true. This may not work on ALL girls, but it will work on the majority of them. Sad but true. You just need an attitued. Even if it's fake and just for show. You just need to have an asshole attitude. That will work soo much faster than trying any kind of "nice guy" approach.

If that doesn't work, just tell 'em you ride a Busa.

[Choco]

approach depends on your desired outcome. Sex: be an asshole and you'll get to penetrate their's; GF: be yourself, just not shy. (i don't understand shy, btw) just gotta talk to them (disclaimer: once you get them to talk, they may not shut up....EVER)...no politics and shit, make up a friggin' story if just to get her attention. there's been books written in here about this.

approaches differ depending on your locale: i.e. don't start grindin on a chick at the laundry mat. don't compliment more than twice, don't buy more than 2 drinks for her, and for cryin out loud, be confident....or you'll be goin home alone

[Hclptrflr]

Be cocky & funny. note: funny. Don't be an egotistical prick, but be SURE of yourself. hold yourself up, don't slouch....you'd be suprised at what chicks can tell about you by just watching you. MAKE FUN OF THEM! Don't go up to a chick and start complimenting her, telling her how good she looks bla bla bla, because THATS WHAT ALL THE NORMAL, BORING GUYS DO! Go up to her and make fun of her for wearing high heels (what is she, 4 feet tall with out them?)
Get the idea? Don't be the normal, wuss-bag guy trying to BUY her affection.
If you're having trouble getting over being shy, practice at home (no not in front of a mirror late at night) but write responses to common situations down, over and over, until you can quicken your wit. Then, get this, go practice! Go out KNOWING you aren't looking for numbers, just go to the mall or something, and practice apporaching chicks in common situations, and make fun of them. Treat them like one of the guys, make jokes, etc., etc.
Ask for e-mail first, that may be less intimidating than the number. When they're writing down the e-mail, tell them to write there number down too.
Good luck.

[gixxer27519]

If you are shy... you need to get out of that. Plain and simple.

[hybrid]

Oh god...........I dont even want to start.

Suburu.........dont be an asshole. Why the fuck do you care what he replies to?

Look man,

Confidence is key to getting any woman. Alot of dickheads confuse confidence with being an asshole. Women dont like assholes but alot of the times, assholes are pretty confident.

When you learn to be a true warrior, you can have them all you want and not be a total dickhead.

The single biggest turn off is desperation........women can smell it a mile away. If you act like you dont give a fuck, they want to know why.

Women have 471:1 better odds on getting laid tonight over you. When you act like you dont give a flyin' fuck, they wonder why and once you get them inquisitive, you got the "IN"

[sexyicecold]

You don't have to be a prick or an asshole, as some have suggested, but you have to present yourself in a manner that you are not to be fucked around with. You are a man. Men are not shy. However, grade A asshole (the other end of the spectrum) is not necessary, either. The trick is: act like you know what you're doing; who will be the wiser?

There is nothing wrong with buying a girl a drink, especially if she's like me. Don't buy her several though, unless you just want a drunk fuck, in which case be all the prick you want. If it's just a fuck, then who cares about your personality. If you want to date someone though, you need to walk that fine line between being a spineless twerp, having healthy dose confidence, or being an egotistical bag of shit sandwiches. I don't know many females who will eat up mindless material dribble and ask for a second helping.

[AnKleBiTer]

I suggest starting simple..smell good. Women prefer men who smell good...I dont mean swim in your cologne I mean just smell clean.

[Travis71902]

Originally Posted by AnKleBiTer

I suggest starting simple..smell good. Women prefer men who smell good...I dont mean swim in your cologne I mean just smell clean.

^I think thats a no-brainer(I hope). We need more advanced techniques here.





This is my honest opinion right here, I know ur old enough to go to bars/clubs, just start going out and getting rejected. Get all the acting stupid and silences and not knowing what to say and bad jokes and embarrasing moments and uncomfortable moments and ackward moments out of the way on drunk sluts that ur not really interested in. Use the drunk, slutty, and even unattainable women as practice for the women that ur really interested in. Seriously, some people are born with the ability to mack, others have to practice to stay on top of their game. Its just like any sport or whatever, ur not just gonna go out there and be good, some do, these are the gifted ones, others don't, doesn't mean that u can't play, just means u gotta get more practice. U don't wanna say anything stupid or weird to chicks that ur trying to pick up......so find out what chicks think is weird or stupid. Rejection is simply learning from ur mistakes. The hotter the chicks that u practice on the better ull get. Unless you go the start small route And then u can work ur way up, start with chicks that u would hit VERY drunk, then once ur comfortable with ugly chicks, bump it up a notch. Start talking to 5's and 6's. These are normally easy lays. Pretty soon ull find urself able to talk to 7's maybe even 8's without getting nervous. 9's and 10's are just the same as 7 and 8's, but bitchier and more high maintenance.

Oh yeah, if ur interested in the drunk, slutty ones the same applies, ull just get to sex sooner.


And Ladies, I am not really this crude and vulgar, lets face it 90% of the people that frequent the bar scene are there for sex or relations, BOTH men and women are.

Good luck dude, if ur shy, u just gotta do it, the first couple times ur gonna say stupid shit, mix words up, basically sound like a nervous guy trying to talk to a cute girl. This will go away with time but u have to face ur fear, sorry for the cliche but we both know its true.

[RugbyCanada]

its because you ride a Kawasaki. Buy a Honda----they'll fall all over you.
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Or, just be your self, and treat them with respect. Listen to them, and dont talk your self to boredom. Ask her out, and if she says no, say thanks anyway, and try the next girl. Just dont be seen doing it one after the other.

[ASCI_Blue]

^^ Fuck that do be seen doing it one after another. Thomas Edison said "Results? Why, man, I have gotten lots of results! If I find 10,000 ways something won't work, I haven't failed. I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is often a step forward...."

Heed this advice, even while trying to figure out how the frickin light bulb worked he gave sage advice on how to pick up women.

[AnKleBiTer]

Originally Posted by Travis71902

^I think thats a no-brainer(I hope). We need more advanced techniques here.

You think so huh? I can't even begin to tell you the number of times men have TURNED me off with just one whiff. You can think that being cool, attractive, having initiative or being aggressive helps but in the end the basics will make or break the deal.

People underestimate the power of starting from the beginning and working your way up. Crawl before you walk, walk before you run etc...go back to basics...work on speaking, walking, using body language etc. Start simple and get some "notches" in your belt and trust me the rest will fall into place. You must attract the woman in order to amaze her or dazzle her with anything else you want to try.

Of course this is just my opinion...and after all what would I know...I'm only female.

[Anti-Hero]

Wear some tight ass pants and stuff a banana in the front so it hangs half way down your leg. Wait for the unsuspecting mark to notice, then when she looks back up at you just smile and nod. You don't even need to speak.