this psycho just cannot take a hint

fire · 12-30-2005, 03:33 AM

So I ran into this old one night stand today, and for the sake of not being rude I stopped to say hello. during the conversation she blurts out "so you wanna fuck me again?", but she laughed after she said it so I assumed it was a joke. as I was leaving she opened her arms as if to say "gimme a hug", again not wanting to be a dick I gave her a friendly hug. This is where it starts to get a little awkward for me, she whispers in my ear "I still love you and I know you still love me". I have only nailed her once, and even then it took me a couple weeks to get rid of her. she kept calling, driving by my house, leaving messages on my voice mail about how she seen another car in my driveway and if it is another woman she will kill both of us. She even asked if it was ok for her daughter to call me daddy. needless to say the answer to that is a big "fuck no, what are you thinking".
I left in a hurry, relieved that every second was putting valuable distance between her and I. I did a little more running around before I returned home, then it happened. As I returned home I noticed a car in my driveway, it looked familiar but I could not put my finger on it. I parked on the street, pissed off because some inconsiderate ass hole was in my driveway, and made my wat to my porch. You will never guess who I find sitting there demanding to know where I have been because she has been waiting for a half hour for me.
to wrap up this story she came inside to watch a movie around 4:00 pm and I just managed to get rid of her about an hour ago. I ended up sleeping with her again ( I know that was a stupid thing to do), now I need to just hope she leaves me alone.
anyone else have any stories to share? I would love to know that I am not the only one in this situation.

BurnMyHeartDown · 12-30-2005, 03:47 AM

Wow. You make your bed, have fun sleeping in it. Looks like you'll be sharing it with a psycho because you're thinking with your cock.

oakley addict · 12-30-2005, 03:48 AM

Wow...thats a first. How long is your lease because you should move. Good luck dude

HUTSCBR · 12-30-2005, 03:56 AM

You have to tell her straight up what you want...if that don't work, tell her you're gay.

fire · 12-30-2005, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by HUTSCBR

...if that don't work, tell her you're gay.

I have already nailed her..., but I could tell her that being with her turned me gay.

zedx11 · 12-30-2005, 04:16 AM

you said psycho and hint in the same sentence. that is the problem you have to get the police involved to get rid of the psycho ones.

good luck.

you did use a condom when you fucked her... right?
never take a womans word for it that they are on the pill or some other kind of B/C

HUTSCBR · 12-30-2005, 04:18 AM

You got to do something...look up >Borderline Personality disorder< Girls like that will create drama any way they can to get attention. It is a mental d/o you don't want any part of. Do not fuck her again, tell her you have no feelings and don't want to talk to her again. Fuck being a nice guy.

fire · 12-30-2005, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by HUTSCBR

You got to do something...look up >Borderline Personality disorder< Girls like that will create drama any way they can to get attention. It is a mental d/o you don't want any part of. Do not fuck her again, tell her you have no feelings and don't want to talk to her again. Fuck being a nice guy.

good assessment on the BPD. although I am not a member of the APA, nor am I qualified to work in a clinical setting, I have noticed that she does meet enough criteria in the DSM-IV-TR to be diagnosed as having Borderline personality disorder. good call

fire · 12-30-2005, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by zedx11

you did use a condom when you fucked her... right?
never take a womans word for it that they are on the pill or some other kind of B/C

yeah, I used protection. No I would not take her word for anything.

HUTSCBR · 12-30-2005, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by fire

good assessment on the BPD. although I am not a member of the APA, nor am I qualified to work in a clinical setting, I have noticed that she does meet enough criteria in the DSM-IV-TR to be diagnosed as having Borderline personality disorder. good call

I'm not a member of APA, I am qualified to and work in the clinical setting...Army MOS 91X

ZeuSeason · 12-30-2005, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by BurnMyHeartDown

Wow. You make your bed, have fun sleeping in it. Looks like you'll be sharing it with a psycho because you're thinking with your cock.

+1

gixxer27519 · 12-30-2005, 09:20 AM

That is some funny shit.

You had better show us some pics to atleast show us how hot she is that she is worth the hassle. I mean come on. You went through it once. You then proceeded to come home to find her waiting on your porch! IN THE WINTER.... IN NEW YORK... FOR A HALF HOUR!!!!

then you fucked her again... I literally laughed out loud. you get the old

on that one.

:pics damnit

jim schmidt · 12-30-2005, 09:50 AM

Ahh the perils of sportfucking. I remember them fondly. Think of this as an adventure. But if you can't stand the occasional heat, you're not suited to sportfucking.

DIVER65 · 12-30-2005, 09:51 AM

This is definitely one to stay far away from, you better make the break soon and avoid getting her too angry, she may claim rape just to get even.

bassholic · 12-30-2005, 09:57 AM

Shit happens...and your fucked you will never get rid of her. Not fucking her would have been funny and she would have wanted you more!!!!