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Old 02-02-2006, 10:43 AM   #91 (permalink)
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In vite her over for a little play time, (I know your trying to get away from her), Get her in the Doggy Style pos and pul out and shove it in her a$$. She will never talk to you again.
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Old 02-02-2006, 10:51 AM   #92 (permalink)
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In vite her over for a little play time, (I know your trying to get away from her), Get her in the Doggy Style pos and pul out and shove it in her a$$. She will never talk to you again.
Some girls like that ya know... Besides, if she's REALLY psycho she'll let you do it because it makes you happy, and then beg you to do it again.
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Old 02-03-2006, 08:24 AM   #93 (permalink)
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so has she called you since?
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Old 02-03-2006, 03:15 PM   #94 (permalink)
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In vite her over for a little play time, (I know your trying to get away from her), Get her in the Doggy Style pos and pul out and shove it in her a$$. She will never talk to you again.
maybe if he's sportin a third leg
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Old 02-03-2006, 06:11 PM   #95 (permalink)
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Its always amazing how many people jump to the end without reading the story. to recap: Turns out she wasn't stalking him. She was doing the sportfucking; just like him. She would probably have made a great fuck-buddy. But he made himself known to her real boyfriend, making her uncomfortable, and she dumped him like a hot potato.
Dohhhhh!! Thanks for the summary Jim... saved me alot of time...I read the first two pages before I saw what the dates were, then I started working my way back.
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Old 02-12-2006, 10:24 PM   #96 (permalink)
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So I ran into this old one night stand today, and for the sake of not being rude I stopped to say hello. during the conversation she blurts out "so you wanna fuck me again?", but she laughed after she said it so I assumed it was a joke. as I was leaving she opened her arms as if to say "gimme a hug", again not wanting to be a dick I gave her a friendly hug. This is where it starts to get a little awkward for me, she whispers in my ear "I still love you and I know you still love me". I have only nailed her once, and even then it took me a couple weeks to get rid of her. she kept calling, driving by my house, leaving messages on my voice mail about how she seen another car in my driveway and if it is another woman she will kill both of us. She even asked if it was ok for her daughter to call me daddy. needless to say the answer to that is a big "fuck no, what are you thinking".
I left in a hurry, relieved that every second was putting valuable distance between her and I. I did a little more running around before I returned home, then it happened. As I returned home I noticed a car in my driveway, it looked familiar but I could not put my finger on it. I parked on the street, pissed off because some inconsiderate ass hole was in my driveway, and made my wat to my porch. You will never guess who I find sitting there demanding to know where I have been because she has been waiting for a half hour for me.
to wrap up this story she came inside to watch a movie around 4:00 pm and I just managed to get rid of her about an hour ago. I ended up sleeping with her again ( I know that was a stupid thing to do), now I need to just hope she leaves me alone.
anyone else have any stories to share? I would love to know that I am not the only one in this situation.
so because you could not figure out how to stand up for yourself and get rid of her you invited her INSIDE aaaaaand sexed her AGAIN?

what is wrong with you? are you suicidal? cause your kitchen knife is a lot more direct and to the point.



I wonder why the girl can't tell you not interested. Maybe cause when she sees you you HUG her, when she comes over uninvited you LET HER IN, when she says i love you you don't put her in her place and make it crystal clear you were just having sex and having fun, what love is she talking about?

There is no point in there your actions and words matched your thoughts. She is not Miss Cleo, you better man up and cut her off. But i think you are both weak, that is why you let her in and have sex with her yet again and that is why she keeps popping up on a guy that doesn't rate her enough to make plans for her to be with him, she always has to catch him off guard...

She's weak and needy, and you're weak and greedy. Perfect.
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For the record, Florida is actually two seperate states. Ironicly, North Florida is about as southern as it gets. All the rednecks from Georgia and Alabama have pulled there trailers down and now call it home. Once you move into Central and Southern Florida you start hitting all of the migrant northerners that moved there to retire and subsequently bought their remaining children with them. For this reason it has lost it's southern ways. I can personally attest to this "split Florida" theory as I am from Florida and have seen it first hand.

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I AM TOO LAZY TO READ THE THREAD

wow ur about the 5th person that was too lazy to read the rest of the thread....
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Old 02-13-2006, 04:52 PM   #100 (permalink)
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Now the sixth that is too lazy..

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Whatdyamean that's too lazy? That'll get rid of her.

I like the a$$ stabbin' idea, too - but she might like it -

Restraining order comes to mind!
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