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Old 12-18-2005, 08:14 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Damn, this is an easy one. She's hot and you, her and everyone knows it. She is a player, so you got to be in control. Take her for a ride on your bike, buy her dinner then take her back and bang her. Don't call her. Next time you see her at work say what's up and go about your business, act like notheing happened. You got to be the player here bro. Teach this chick a lesson, then move onto her friends and let her hear about all the other girls you are baggin', yeah, that would really show her. Your task isn't an easy one, but I know you can do it.

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Dude..get the hell outta my thread. Take'er for a ride on the bike and buy her dinner. What the FUCK man. Only a fucking pussy does that shit. I say get the bitch to buy YOU dinner.
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Old 12-18-2005, 10:36 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Lawsonize her!

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Old 12-18-2005, 10:47 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 12-18-2005, 11:08 PM   #34 (permalink)
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In my expert opinion, you should club her over the head and drag her by the hair back to your place. Then have your way with her. If she bitches and claims rape, then it just wasn't meant to be.
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Old 12-18-2005, 11:25 PM   #35 (permalink)
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In my expert opinion, you should club her over the head and drag her by the hair back to your place. Then have your way with her. If she bitches and claims rape, then it just wasn't meant to be.
Dude that's seriously not even funny...
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Old 12-18-2005, 11:30 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Personally I don't think work relationships are a good idea. If things went from good to bad, some girls can go crazy trying to get even. Cute girls help around the office over summer at my job, but they do the work for people that manage my managers, handle everyones scheduling and billing. I am good at fucking stuff up so I figured trying anything would not be in my best interests.
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Old 12-19-2005, 12:05 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Dude..get the hell outta my thread. Take'er for a ride on the bike and buy her dinner. What the FUCK man. Only a fucking pussy does that shit. I say get the bitch to buy YOU dinner.


Wow. you pwned that guy. hard core.


Good thing to cuz his advice sucked.
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Wow. you pwned that guy. hard core.


Good thing to cuz his advice sucked.
Wow, you guys really showed me, to bad mine was as a joke...Fuckin retards. I got something for ya....suck it.
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Old 12-19-2005, 01:13 PM   #39 (permalink)
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I can't believe I read all of this crap, when all I really wanted from the get-go was to see a few pictures of some broad's ass. This thread blows.
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Old 12-19-2005, 01:48 PM   #40 (permalink)
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I can't believe I read all of this crap, when all I really wanted from the get-go was to see a few pictures of some broad's ass. This thread blows.
Yeah, I've been waiting for the pictures too.
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Old 12-19-2005, 04:08 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2005, 06:30 PM   #42 (permalink)
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lol, i havent worked with her since this thread!!! i think we work together tomorrow and i will see if we can just hang out as friends outside of work, and make my decision from there
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"Just hang out as friends outside of work, and make my decision from there." No decision to make man? Don't hang out as friends, cause then you'll always be in the friendzone...go grab a cup of coffee and talk about shit, like hollywood crap...keep an interesting and funny conversation going.
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