the perils of internet dating

Fred · 12-16-2005, 02:30 PM

The Perils Of Dating On The Internet

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach - and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around - and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it - and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street - and they haven't stopped laughing since."

malik ross · 12-16-2005, 02:34 PM

i just pissed myself laughing.

hybrid · 12-16-2005, 02:40 PM

Dirty dirty dirty..............

OFFICER737 · 12-16-2005, 02:42 PM

WannaMoto · 12-16-2005, 03:13 PM

Staged.

Drifter · 12-16-2005, 03:16 PM

So did they get it on or what?

j/k

QWIK1 · 12-16-2005, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Drifter

So did they get it on or what?

j/k

OFFICER737 · 12-16-2005, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Drifter

So did they get it on or what?

j/k

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That is only legal in TN, KY, Va and certain parts of West Va.

Spike · 12-16-2005, 03:21 PM

Yeah, did he cum or what!!??

Choco · 12-16-2005, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by OFFICER737

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That is only legal in TN, KY, Va and certain parts of West Va.

yeah, boone county WVA only has 3 last names in the phone book

OFFICER737 · 12-16-2005, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Choco

yeah, boone county WVA only has 3 last names in the phone book

now that's funny!!

hozhead · 12-17-2005, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by OFFICER737

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That is only legal in TN, KY, Va and certain parts of West Va.

I'd say it could happen in Wyoming too but the livestock seem to be a preference there.

Rascus · 12-17-2005, 12:53 AM

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I'd say it could happen in Wyoming too but the livestock seem to be a preference there.

hoz...you should read this Idaho