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Old 08-19-2005, 11:20 PM   #751 (permalink)
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I hope thats not you in that picture.

It's from a website with those kinds of pics
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Old 08-19-2005, 11:22 PM   #752 (permalink)
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Oh Yeah,
I forgot You better have the stuff you took,We are taking that back with us!
Well tell me what I supposedly have and I'll make sure I am waiting with it for you, oh wait I don't have anything, this is just you trying to stir up shit because thats all your good for, but please do the invitation is right there, feel free to make the trip and feel free to do what you want, say what you want and claim what you want, you won't get any fight from me, your not worth my time, but you will be after..... If your man enough and actually get here that is......
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Old 08-19-2005, 11:23 PM   #753 (permalink)
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Talking Thanks for the entertainment.

I was exhausted from a long work week so I stayed in tonight and was lucky enough to find this thread . .

So from what I can figure out...Japbike is a whore, UK will fuck anything but is not a "whore" because he actually ended up paying for the sex, Highsided seems like a very gullible innocent bystander, and "said friend's uncle's cousins mother's douchebag" (or whatever the name is) is not only a complete moron...but I think he might be a bit of a fudgepacker too. It seems like he has quite the affinity for highsided. You all need to get to the doctor and get yo shit checked!!
Hey Highsided, Watch your cornhole pal !!

What a total bunch of fuckups!! I thought I had a really tough week, but you guys really proved me wrong.


Also, Salkhan and Snigg are two of the funniest posters ever!
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I cant wait to see what UK__R6 is going to post........
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you are filling up my box.
You said it, not me. (I think I'm getting the hang of this!)

And call me crazy, but were those really threats of physical violence that I read?
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You said it, not me. (I think I'm getting the hang of this!)

And call me crazy, but were those really threats of physical violence that I read?
I'm pretty sure they were physical threats...but I doubt they'll ever be acted upon. It's really just "Said person's bf's gay lover"'s latent homosexual feelings towards UK coming out as physical aggression.
I'm having a tough time figuring out which one of these folks is more retarded. It seems like they've all been swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool
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Gene "puddle" is more like it.
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Gene "puddle" is more like it.
EEWWW!!! Considerring the thread that just sounds disgusting!!!
Although, there have been a few DNA puddles mentioned.
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Sounds like the only intelligent DNA of the involved parties in this thread ended up being ingested or left on the comforter at the Motel 6.
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Sounds like the only intelligent DNA of the involved parties in this thread ended up being ingested or left on the comforter at the Motel 6.
Isn't Motel 6 a bit classy for this crew??

More like: the "Dew Cum Inn" We'll leave the red light on for you .
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Isn't Motel 6 a bit classy for this crew??

More like: the "Dew Cum Inn" We'll leave the red light on for you .

LMFAO
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The thread is getting good again...

Physical Violence...

UK talking about japbikes ever growing fat ass

Videos

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The thread is getting good again...

Physical Violence...

UK talking about japbikes ever growing fat ass

Videos

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Pictures

Im in this for the long haul!!

Where are the pictures....Im too lazy to back track?
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none yet.. .just talk of their existence.... and thats all it takes for me to keep cumming (hahaha) back!
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