Post your FTP comments here and here ONLY!!! - Page 2

acalliste · 04-26-2007, 04:55 PM

No one said you had to read it, spanky.

acalliste · 04-26-2007, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by AQCZ

^ this thread is to say Fuck The Police, not post novels

btw...

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Originally Posted by OFFICER737

This is will be a thread for people to post your FTP comments and what all you want to!

TwistedGray · 04-26-2007, 05:08 PM

Personally I like the police...I get to watch them drive around cones all day at the airport. Boring? Yes Work is boring? Yes

Whoot Whoot

Please don't pull me over

AQCZ · 04-26-2007, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by acalliste

btw...

Ok well in that case FTP to you too, but in your case Flame The Postwhore

acalliste · 04-26-2007, 05:11 PM

How ya doing Pot?

gngsquared · 04-26-2007, 05:20 PM

Since, with very few exceptions, all of the leos I've come in contact with have been men, I can rarely say FTP.

There was a sweet MP one time that....

Kawamaniac · 04-26-2007, 05:26 PM

Everybody cries FTP until they need them

Then it's a completely different story.

kneedraggin650s · 04-26-2007, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Kawamaniac

Everybody cries FTP until they need them

Then it's a completely different story.

Yes it is! I remember a few months ago I arrested a guy for an open warrant, he was saying, I only stopped him because of his race, I needed to make my minority quota, and how I needed to go to college and do something useful with my life, blah blah. He was all sorts of pist and saying all kinds of shit, well anyway last week or the week before I get dispatched to a breaking and entering. Upon my arrival I meet the complainant and I immediately recognize him, and he says that his door as been kicked in and is afraid to go in because he doesn't know if the guy is gone or not. I don't think he recognized me though, I said "I am not going in there either I took your advice and I am going to do something with my life, you go in, its your house." He gave me an eat shit look, and didn't say anything. My back up arrived and we cleared the house. I went to take his information for the report and he refused to talk to me.

I can be such an

sometimes!

L8 Braker · 04-26-2007, 06:29 PM

Soooooo, no nudes, huh???

L8 Braker · 04-26-2007, 06:31 PM

For the record, I like TP, but not in a sexual way like the other posters...I mean, it feels good on my bung hole when I wipe, but I don't think it'd be good as a sexual partner

Myabe extra quilted Northern or something, but regular, no way...

When did having sex with TP become fashionable anyway?

I am sooooooooooooo out of the cool scene

Blip_Pilot · 04-26-2007, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Kawamaniac

Everybody cries FTP until they need them

Then it's a completely different story.

The only time I would ever need a Police Officer is when the Law prevents me from handling the situation myself.

Nice try though.

L8 Braker · 04-26-2007, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Blip_Pilot

The only time I would ever need a Police Officer is when the Law prevents me from handling the situation myself.

Nice try though.

Because you're just that bad, arent ya?

Blip_Pilot · 04-26-2007, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by L8 Braker

Because you're just that bad, arent ya?

Oh yea baby.

AnKleBiTer · 04-26-2007, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by scatterbrained

I agree, fuck the police. Maybe if some of those guys got laid they'd leave us alone.

I swear on the Bible Officer737 gets laid and I know from Jaibird's wife that he gets the booty too. Oh and I heard rumors from Kneedraggin's wife as well. So I guess getting laid only applies to the "other" police.

Lewd Ferrigno · 04-26-2007, 08:54 PM

Wow, the people who are actually posting true FTP comments are major Az-wee-pays.

Stop riding like dicks and maybe they'd stop pulling you over?