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Originally Posted by OFFICER737
gotta 7 way party bong at the sheriff's dept.
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Originally Posted by Ivan_markII
When I treat the street as a racetrack I just pretend the cops are cornerworkers giving me the meatball.
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Originally Posted by lawson
ok, here is what you do you ready for this ok lets get down to business you gotta get a bunch of stuff for this you go to the grocery store get a jar of pickles some mayonnaise cheeze wizz crackers some milk and a thing of ketchup you bring all of that to your friends girlfriends house then u bend her over and fuck her in the ass as hard and fast as you can.
I'm not saying that I wouldn't take the first girl, but the problem is, with asses THAT big, they only look good when she's bent over. When she's walking around like normal, it's disgutingly big. So I guess she would just have to agree to stay bent over for me the whole time.
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