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07-19-2004, 08:58 PM
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This Sucks (The Official Lawyer Bashing Thread) Lawyer jokes inside beware!!!!
We loved the cubbywhole with all our heart and package. There has got to be some solution.
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07-19-2004, 10:32 PM
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Words cannot express my deep sorrow...i guess i finally have to go out and get a Girlfriend...dammit
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07-19-2004, 11:18 PM
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yeah...it is depressing...there were some excellent pics in ther i had yet to save...especially that link the tiffany teen site...please help me!
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bailey, co. sucks...just thought i'd throw that out there...
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07-20-2004, 01:22 AM
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hey guys I feel you...there were some shots in the Sugar Shack that I had yet to save....so I know the feeling  |
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07-20-2004, 01:27 AM
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Originally Posted by RSixxygrl
hey guys I feel you...there were some shots in the Sugar Shack that I had yet to save....so I know the feeling |
You've got mail  |
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07-20-2004, 02:20 AM
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atleast fred ol' boy got a warning instead of a notice that the site is being shut down...things could always be worse...
now, about those tiffany pics...chop chop guys.
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bailey, co. sucks...just thought i'd throw that out there...
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07-20-2004, 08:11 AM
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Consider it a challenge. It's easy to copy some pics of pretty women and post them. Now go find some pretty women on bikes and post them.
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07-20-2004, 06:05 PM
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*pours out a little liquor*
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07-20-2004, 07:09 PM
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So what exactly happened?
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07-20-2004, 09:24 PM
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Fred got a letter on a "Lawyer letter Head" saying the risks of the cubby hole.....
We will leave it at that.....
Now go get some pics with bikes in them
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Chopper, 900RR, Snakes, & other stuff
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07-20-2004, 09:48 PM
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 F-ing lawyers! I know thay've got a job to do and I'm all for 'law of the land' but too many of them take it too far and screw it for the rest of us. Damn ambulance chasers 
OK, now post lawyer jokes!
Q: What's brown and black and looks great on a lawyer?
A: Rottweiler.
Q: Why don't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy |
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07-20-2004, 09:51 PM
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The Master Fabricator!!!!
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F-ing lawyers! I know thay've got a job to do and I'm all for 'law of the land' but too many of them take it too far and screw it for the rest of us. Damn ambulance chasers
OK, now post lawyer jokes!
Q: What's brown and black and looks great on a lawyer?
A: Rottweiler.
Q: Why don't sharks attack lawyers?
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Dude you dont know how good that felt I havent laughed for two days now....
Thank You 
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07-20-2004, 10:02 PM
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Dude you dont know how good that felt I havent laughed for two days now....
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My pleasure!!
Q: What's 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start
Joke:
2 Americans (1 a lawyer), a Cuban and an Italian are lost at sea on a small raft. The Cuban has with him a salvaged box of prime, Cuban cigars. After looking at the box pensively, the Cuban just throws them overboard. "What the hell are you doing?! Those are expensive , remarkable cigars!!", says the American. "In my country, these are plentiful, you literally can't avoid them, so they are of no value to me here" said the Cuban. An hour later, the Italian, holding a bottle of the finest Chiantee, shrugs his shoulders and chucks it overboard. "What the crap! You too!" said the American. "Well, I come from the land of wines. Its plentiful as far as the eye can see. Wine is like tap water to us, so it is of no use to me" said the Italian.
After a few moments of reflection, the American cold-cocks the attorney and throws him overboard. |
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07-20-2004, 11:07 PM
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Q: Why did God create lawyers?
A: So no body would blame everything on Satan.
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07-21-2004, 12:22 AM
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Q.What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum?
A.The bucket.
Q.What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A.You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Q.What's the difference between God and an attorney?
A.God doesn't think he's an attorney.
Q.How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A.Cut the rope.
Q.How many lawyer jokes are there?
A.Just two, all the rest are true.
Q.If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A.Shoot the lawyer twice.
Q.What's wrong with lawyer jokes?
A.Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
Ok thats enough for now. If you want to read more go to:
www.lawyer-jokes.us |
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