Are you a real biker?
A biker sat down at Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, " are you a real biker?" He replied, Well , I've spent my whole life on motorcycles. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy's motorcycle. Then when I was a little bot I rode on the back with my Daddy until I was old enough to get my own motorcycle and I have been riding ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real biker. She replied, I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I wake up in the morning , I think about women. When I take a shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I'm eating. It seems that everything makes me think about women. The two sat sipping their coffee in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the biker and asked, "are you a real biker?" He replied, "I thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
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