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Neverlose · 07-22-2004, 10:31 AM

*I hate this argument. "Reggie Miller ain't shit. If he couldn't shoot good he'd be worthless". "Fuck Vick. If he wasn't so fast he wouldn't be so great". "Allen Iverson is a joke. If he was born with only one leg he wouldn't be nothing.

*I hate athletes getting paid $30 million dollars complaining about "disrespect".

*I hate that the shelf life a jersey is 2 years because players switch teams more often than their drawz.

*I hate coaches who go to the playoffs being fired.

*I hate the Dan Patrick Show

*I hate that College Football ends seasons without a true champion

*I hate player interviews as 90% totally avoid the question and involve cliches heard over and over again.

*I hate the bye week

*I hate there being 30 some teams in a league, watching 82-162+ games, and only one team walks away with something. I hate the regular season.

*I hate bandwagoners

*I hate shootaround. Start the game already.

*I hate the Raptors, Expos, and Bluejays. We don't need to hear your national anthems. We could easily put teams in Vegas, New Orleans, so don't push it.

*I hate "day-to-day" injuries. Mothafucka is you hurt or not. What the fuck does that mean?

*I hate that moderate rain fucks with my NBA League Pass.

*I hate that a hot dog at a game cost $6.50

*I hate the fat fuck sitting next to me using my armrest

*I hate punters. They must feel like frauds.

*I hate that players are so friendly today. After a playoff loss they hug each other, and whisper. Fuck that, I want you all to hate each other.

*I hate highschoolers, and underclassmen leaving school early.

*I hate Duke

*I hate bad calls

*I hate pussies on the megatron who won't kiss that girl during a timeout, when the caption says "kiss her"

*I hate grown men taking gloves to a baseball game. Grow up.

*I hate players who sweat profusely. The Ewings of the world.

*I hate intentional walks

*I hate having to leave a seat in the stadium to piss.

*I hate the line to piss

*I hate that players can't hit free throws.

*I hate the prevent defense

*I hate people leaving a 3-5 game in the 8th.

*I hate about 15 bowl games

*I hate tournaments outlawing Serena's cat suit

*I hate career ending injuries

*I hate Mike Lupica

*I hate bad calls

*I hate mid-June thru mid-August

07-22-2004, 10:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
Neverlose World Superbike Racer Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: ATL Age: 29 Posts: 558 Casino Cash: $250 Sportbike: 5th Gen VFR	Things I hate about sports I hate this argument. "Reggie Miller ain't shit. If he couldn't shoot good he'd be worthless". "Fuck Vick. If he wasn't so fast he wouldn't be so great". "Allen Iverson is a joke. If he was born with only one leg he wouldn't be nothing. I hate athletes getting paid $30 million dollars complaining about "disrespect". I hate that the shelf life a jersey is 2 years because players switch teams more often than their drawz. I hate coaches who go to the playoffs being fired. I hate the Dan Patrick Show I hate that College Football ends seasons without a true champion I hate player interviews as 90% totally avoid the question and involve cliches heard over and over again. I hate the bye week I hate there being 30 some teams in a league, watching 82-162+ games, and only one team walks away with something. I hate the regular season. I hate bandwagoners I hate shootaround. Start the game already. I hate the Raptors, Expos, and Bluejays. We don't need to hear your national anthems. We could easily put teams in Vegas, New Orleans, so don't push it. I hate "day-to-day" injuries. Mothafucka is you hurt or not. What the fuck does that mean? I hate that moderate rain fucks with my NBA League Pass. I hate that a hot dog at a game cost $6.50 I hate the fat fuck sitting next to me using my armrest I hate punters. They must feel like frauds. I hate that players are so friendly today. After a playoff loss they hug each other, and whisper. Fuck that, I want you all to hate each other. I hate highschoolers, and underclassmen leaving school early. I hate Duke I hate bad calls I hate pussies on the megatron who won't kiss that girl during a timeout, when the caption says "kiss her" I hate grown men taking gloves to a baseball game. Grow up. I hate players who sweat profusely. The Ewings of the world. I hate intentional walks I hate having to leave a seat in the stadium to piss. I hate the line to piss I hate that players can't hit free throws. I hate the prevent defense I hate people leaving a 3-5 game in the 8th. I hate about 15 bowl games I hate tournaments outlawing Serena's cat suit I hate career ending injuries I hate Mike Lupica I hate bad calls I hate mid-June thru mid-August __________________ if I wanted to hear from an asshole I would have farted. If you love your bike, set it free. If it comes back to you, you just highsided. Don't sweat the petty things, Pet the sweaty thing.