Sadly, I was leaving a bar one night, pretty messed up. Definitly shouldn't have been riding. I didn't wear any gear at all, because I had no place to put it! So I hopped on my bike and I was anxious to get back home so as I was heading toward the highway I passed some people on the double yellow while speeding and doing a wheelie' while texting my wife to let her know I was on my way home and finishing off my last beer. Then I finally got on the interstate and decided it was the best time to try a top speed run. I got her up to about 195 (indicated) and I blasted by some popo who were radaring people at 1:30 in the morning and at this point I couldn't stop so I kept on running!
Of course, the above story is obviously false
I don't even have a bike yet
