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Originally Posted by binx_19
what constitutes drunk riding? being legally drunk or having 1 or 2 beers?
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Any of the following quotes:
"I've only had one or two beers"
"I'm fine to ride"
"Damn I'm a fool to ride this drunk"
"I should have never let that blonde get away, wait, wasn't she just riding pillion"
"adgwalsdkgjd"
"Not a drop occifer Galiwikitiz. Could you please turn your lights off, I'm about to have a seizure."
or any variation there of. Add double points for any of those spoken directly to a peace officer. Except for the last one of course, which is double points if spoken to anyone but a peace officer and triple points if spoken to an inanimate object.
This just in:
If you've ever put your helmet on backwards,
If you've ever been too drunk the find the last beer,
If you need all four paws to stop the world from spinning, it's a good sign that you should avoid any two wheeled adventures.