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Originally Posted by stefrrr
Are you and Marshmellous the other two?
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Dickota and Marshmellous were overjoyed to learn about the new HairClub for Men that just opened in Springfield, MO. They immediately called in sick and drove their Ford Probes over to sign up, radios tuned to Rush Limblaah along the way. As the first two customers, they were awarded free toupee's to wear as they awaited their new implants.
Then they spent the rest of the day as usual, sitting at their computers busily firing off a few dozen more PM's to SBN members, making up lies about the liberals from STN and bad-mouthing The Central Scrutinizer behind his back. Little did they know, the Scrutinizer was well aware of this despicable and childish scheme, as the others were soon to find out.
Tune in again next week to see what happens when a hair transplant goes bad... and an infantile internet vendetta fueled by jealousy and hatred becomes the evildoer's undoing.
