Which is best joke...
So an Airman, Seaman, Marine, and a Soldier where all at a bar drinking. They began arguing about which service branch was better and so much to the fact that they all got into a car drunk and still arguing. Well, being drunk and not paying attention to the road caused them to have a wreck and they all died. Next they arrived at the pearly gates of heaven still arguing and decided to ask St. Peter which branch was the best. St. Peter said: "I cannot answer that question, you'd have to ask the BIG MAN himself for an answer that complicated !" So ask the BIG MAN they did and finally one day they recieved a letter straight from GOD himself. It read: " My dear US military men, In response to your question, I would like to state that each branch of the military is special in its own way. They all have fought bravely for this great country that we love so dear. We should just appreciate them all and stop arguing. Hope this helps !
Signed,
GOD
US ARMY RANGER RETIRED !!!
Just a lil joke I heard the other day !
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