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I just KNEW this sounded familiar.

Incredibly, they start to discuss some of these illicit "dalliances", in the way that any couple might discuss holidays taken, or restaurants visited.

"There was the builder, that bloke in the graveyard, the guy in your work," Andy begins, and his voice trails off. His 35-year-old wife, who is pretty and articulate, takes over: "Don't forget the man at the centre. And the young boy doing community service. Oh God, that was a bad one. I tried to drag him into the toilets."

That last one was me...

"Then I woke up in hospital and was just consumed by the need to have sex all the time. And it didn't matter who with. I turned into someone I didn't recognise. I still don't. I'm not the sort of person who propositions men in the street and invites them home for sex."