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Old 08-09-2007, 04:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by FatHawk
Old Clem is flying down the road in his pick-up, doing at least 30 over. Local Deputy pulls him over, and since he's in an older farm pick-up asks him<

"Damn old man, don't you got a governor on that thing?"

"Whats that?" Clem says.

"I said, don't you have a governor on that thing"

"Sorry come again" replies Clem

"A GOVERNOR....DON'T YOU HAVE A DAMN GOVERNOR"

To which Clem replies.



























"No, thats just some manure in the back there"


Wa Wa Wa Waaaaaaaaa.

uhhh, i dont get it. are we talkin about cops or Schwartzenegger?
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