02-22-2007, 08:37 AM
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I kissed a squirrell...
Join Date: May 2006
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Guy is in the doctors office and the doc asks him about his sex life. The guy replied that he'd been married for 20 years so things had definitely chilled down a bit.
Later that evening the guy sees his wife coming out of the shower and notices that she's getting grey hair in "down there". He says "Dang honey I didn't know you were going grey down there!" She says: "I'm not, those are cobwebs..."
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.. you would have been dancing in your complacency tent with a hard-on and a hamburger.
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So should I call all of you pieces of shit and tell you that I hope you all kill yourselves now, since it will likely soon be illegal?
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Originally Posted by bush
"I want a motorcycle but I'd probably kill myself. I wonder if that dude gets all kinds of stinky pussy?"
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Now if you excuse me I have 100 women to lie to on Myspace
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Bre, not showing us your tits is supporting the terrorists
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Originally Posted by User Name
I totally have a 6th sense. Sometimes I dream I have to go pee, really bad, and when I wake up, I really have to go!!
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