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TYSON · 02-22-2007, 02:16 AM

A man was walking along the beach and came across a quadriplegic, and she was crying. The man asked "what's wrong" and the woman responded "well, look at me, I have no arms, I have no legs and I've never been hugged". So the man thought he would be nice and gave her a hug.

The next day he was walking along the beach and there she was again, crying. The man asked "what's wrong today"? She replied " well look at me, I have no arms, I have no legs and I've never been kissed before". The guy rolls his eyes and said "alright, I'll give you a kiss".

Again, the man was walking along the beach and seen the same woman. This time she's crying her eyes out. The man says "alright, I've hugged you, I've kissed you, what is wrong with you now"? She says "well look at me, I have no arms, I have no legs and well....I've never been fucked before"! The man sighs, picks the woman up and throws her in the water. The man is like, "there...now you're fucked"!!!

02-22-2007, 02:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
TYSON Supersport Racer Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Florida Age: 30 Posts: 171 Casino Cash: $250 Sportbike: 2001 Suzuki GSX-R 1000	A man was walking along the beach and came across a quadriplegic, and she was crying. The man asked "what's wrong" and the woman responded "well, look at me, I have no arms, I have no legs and I've never been hugged". So the man thought he would be nice and gave her a hug. The next day he was walking along the beach and there she was again, crying. The man asked "what's wrong today"? She replied " well look at me, I have no arms, I have no legs and I've never been kissed before". The guy rolls his eyes and said "alright, I'll give you a kiss". Again, the man was walking along the beach and seen the same woman. This time she's crying her eyes out. The man says "alright, I've hugged you, I've kissed you, what is wrong with you now"? She says "well look at me, I have no arms, I have no legs and well....I've never been fucked before"! The man sighs, picks the woman up and throws her in the water. The man is like, "there...now you're fucked"!!! __________________ "NO GUILT IN LIFE...NO FEAR IN DEATH"